Chris Answers PTI's Questions

Steve Alford says North Carolina lacks defensive presence and won’t beat Michigan State, let alone Illinois or Louisville. What do you think?
Let’s, for a second, forget about whether Alford’s statement is true or not and focus on the more intriguing question at hand: Since when did Steve Alford become America’s resident basketball expert?
Why should we care what Alford thinks about anything, let alone the 2005 Final Four? Alford hasn’t been relevant since 1987, when he led Indiana to the NCAA Championship. The closest he’s gotten to the Final Four as a coach was back in 1999 when he was at Southwest Missouri State (the Bears advanced to the Sweet 16 that season), which should tell you all you need to know about Alford’s six-year tenure at Iowa. The Hawkeye’s appearance in the 2005 Tournament was just their second trip to the Big Dance since Alford took over for Tom Davis.
And this is the guy that the mainstream media is relying upon for pre-game Final Four soundbites?
I know, I know… Alford is the only coach to have faced each Final Four team this season, a random, fluky feat that apparently makes him a combination of Digger Phelps and Nostradamus.
Although, shouldn’t it matter that Alford’s Iowa team played Louisville and UNC before Thanksgiving? And considering that college basketball coaches are way too busy to watch any games for recreational purposes during the season, the only time Alford has probably seen Carolina play since that November game was last weekend when they struggled against both Villanova and Wisconsin. So, pretty much, he’s basing his opinions of Carolina on a game that took place four months ago and two mediocre performances. All those ACC games don’t matter to Alford, I suppose.
Why am I ripping Alford? I’m not, really, I’m more ripping on the fact that every major media outlet ran with Alford’s remarks as if he was Matthew, Mark, Luke and/or John and then deemed his predictions newsworthy.
Did the media pause to consider that Alford, a Big Ten guy if there ever was one, might be a little biased in favor of teams from his conference? He has every right to be, of course, but it shouldn’t be news. I don’t see AP wire stories breathlessly announcing that Bill Clinton thinks Hillary has what it takes to be president in 2008 or segments on Access Hollywood focusing on Will Smith’s belief that Jada should be getting Halle Berry’s roles.
This story is the epitome of what happens in a slow news week. And for all the belly-aching I just did, I happen to agree with Alford.
I’ve been weary of Carolina all year and have been baffled by the unbelievable amount of hype the team has received. They’re great, don’t get me wrong. But to read and listen to some basketball analysts, you’d think that these Heels were the second coming of Wooden’s UCLA teams.
But I’ll get into this more on Friday during Chris’s Sports Blog 2005 Final Four Preview.

Is Larry Brown done for the season?
I wish Larry Brown the best during his current health issue and hope he has a speedy recovery.
That being said, I’m so sick of the Larry Brown “will he or won’t he” game that we seem to play every couple of years.
There’s no doubting that Brown is a wonderful coach and is to reclamation projects as Chris Paul is to season-crippling crotch-punches (both are the best there are, in case you couldn’t figure out the analogy), but he’s a coaching nomad and is never happy once he’s settled.
Take a look at all the stops Brown has made during his coaching career:
1973-1974 – Carolina Cougars (ABA)
1975-1979 – Denver Rockets/Nuggets (ABA/NBA)
1980-1981 – UCLA (NCAA)
1982-1983 – New Jersey Nets (NBA)
1984-1988 – University of Kansas (NCAA)
1989-1992 – San Antonio Spurs (NBA)
1992-1993 – L.A. Clippers (NBA)
1994-1997 – Indiana Pacers (NBA)
1998-2003 – Philadelphia 76ers (NBA)
2003-???? – Detroit Pistons (NBA)
That’s ten coaching stops in 23 years, including a remarkable four in five years from ’79-’84.
So of course Larry Brown isn’t going to stay in Detroit for much longer. He dipped out of Lawrence after the Jayhawks won the NCAA Championship and I’m kind of surprised he didn’t bolt from Detroit after the Pistons won the NBA title last June.
He’s never happy unless he has one foot out the door... do the math.
To answer the question: I don’t care what Larry Brown does. I’d sort of like to see him back in the college game at some point. (Wake Forest has an opening, Larry could -what… they don’t have a vacancy? Wait, that’s not a ventriloquist’s dummy sitting on the bench in a $600 suit not doing anything all game? Well I’ll be damned.) Anyway, don’t expect Brown to be coaching the Pistons next season.

Is the NFL’s steroid testing too weak?
Probably, but it doesn’t matter too much.
I’m all in favor of the NFL bulking up their testing procedures, but unlike with baseball, steroids aren’t viewed as a big problem in the NFL. The testing has been in place since the late ‘80s and catches a few guys per year. The general consensus is that the league is pretty clean.
There will always be flaws in testing but on the whole, it is effective because players are sufficiently afraid of the consequences (four-game suspension, without pay, for a first positive test, as well as public ridicule). Some users will still slip through the cracks just like with any drug test (how has Edgerrin James never tested positive for weed?), but that’s to be expected.
In light of the new information about the three Panthers players using testosterone cream, the league will likely stiffen its testing procedures, but there is no need to get in an uproar.
One more thing though: Todd Sauerbrun? On steroids? Really?
What, did he want faster recovery time from those grueling practices where he stands around for six hours and flirts with the female TV reporters? Or stronger finger muscles to hold the ball more firmly on field goals?
But at least Sauerbrun now has a valid excuse (‘roid rage) for why he’s been beefing with the Gramatica brothers.

Your thoughts on baseball’s medical advisor’s resume flap?
Long story short: Baseball’s medical advisor, who praised the sport’s steroid testing policy and ripped on anybody who disagreed, is a big liar. Bug Selig, in his infinite wisdom, had this to say about Elliott Pellman’s resume lies (which were numerous and fairly substantial) through a spokesman: "I don't see why it should impact his credibility, I really don't.”
Nice. This is why football doesn’t have a steroid problem, but baseball does.
Also, why is baseball’s top medical expert an internist who graduated from Stony Brook med-school? No disrespect to Stony Brook, which I’m sure is a wonderful institution, but couldn’t baseball get somebody with clout to be their main medical advisor? It’s all about appearances, and, fudged resume or not, Pellman isn’t exactly C. Everett Koop.
This is just another example of baseball’s stupidity and lack of public relations savvy.

Was Jerry Sloan right in benching Kirk Snyder for taunting the opposing bench?
Kirk, bubelah, you’re 22-49. Under no circumstance should you be doing anything to draw attention to yourself, least of all taunting a team that was beating you by 10 and has won 21 of their past 28 games.
You’re just like those morons in the NFL that still do their sack dances when their team is down by four touchdowns or the guys that still go with the choreographed end zone routines in the same situation.
You’re lucky Jerry Sloan only suspended you. You may think you’re tough, but Sloany would wreck your world if you stepped.

Why is Matt Doherty not coaching?
The whole “his team hated him and threatened to transfer” label really has staying power, doesn’t it?
Or maybe Doherty’s inability to get a job (they say he’s doing TV work now, but I ask you: Have you seen that prematurely gray, once-snaggletoothed man anywhere recently?) stems from his comment about the ugliness of Duke cheerleaders from a few years back.
Think about it; what if Duke cheerleaders were like the Skull & Bones of the college basketball world and every decision actually went through their unattractive circle before being made? And because of Doherty’s diss, the Duke cheerleaders blacklisted him and have prevented him from getting any job except that non-existent TV gig, all the while biding their time and waiting for the perfect job to open up, which upon finding, they’ll award to Doherty, knowing full-well that the program will be hit with the NCAA death penalty soon after he takes the job and because of the Photoshopped pictures of Doherty and Phil Ford’s wife that the Duke cheerleaders are in possession of, they’ll blackmail him into staying and serving out his career in Division II, where Doherty will be forced to take buses to southern Kentucky for road games in high-school gyms where nachos and hot dogs are sold for a quarter late in the second half, all of which would happen because Doherty accurately insulted the Duke cheerleaders back in 1999.
I’d say the odds of that being true are around 15%. Maybe even 20.

Role Play

Phil Jackson – Your woman says she “totally sees you back with the Knicks.” So what’s the deal?
I’m not Larry Brown, I don’t take reclamation projects. I find a team with one or two superstars that didn’t listen to their last coach and underachieved because of it. I then ramble on and on during team meetings about all that Zen crap, which bores everyone to tears, so when I finally start talking about the Triangle offense, the team’s ears perk up because I’m talking about basketball for once instead of noble truths and avidya’s and Sanskrit. The championships practically win themselves after that.

Serena Williams – You smashed your racquet while losing to your sister. Come on, that was fake… wasn’t it?
I’m not going to lie… except that I totally am. That wasn’t fake and I really wanted to beat my sister.

Fred Funk – Everyone’s talking about Tiger, Phil and the “Big 4”. Why couldn’t this be the year of the Funk?
First of all, it’s always the year of the funk. Except 1978, that was more of a disco year. But every other year? Pure Funk, bitches.
Secondly, in the past two years Kenny Perry and Jay Haas have shown that guys over 40 can still hang with the young’ns.
Thrice-like, did you see my hat throw? Screw Tiger’s first-pump and Phil’s constipated-jump from last year’s Masters, golf has a new “in” celebration.
And finally, somebody from the University of Maryland needs to play well this year, and it sure as hell wasn’t going to be John Gilchrist or Nik Gayner-Medley. Those boys needed a little a Funk-infusion, if you ask me.

Bruce Pearl – You’ve been at Tennessee for a day and you’re already wearing more orange than Cameron Diaz after a Fred Segal shopping spree. Are you overdoing it?
At UT, men’s basketball is the eighth most important sport, behind:
1) Football
2) Women’s Basketball
3) Spring Football
4) Football Recruiting
5) Whiskey Drinking
6) Football Practice
7) "Rocky-Top" Singing
It’s high-time men’s basketball moves up to sixth.

Raymond, The Devil Rays mascot – You’ve guaranteed a win in the Devil Rays home opener. Should mascots be predicting games?
I look like a cowboy Poppa Smurf, isn't that enough?

Big Finish

Adam Morrison staying at Gonzaga?
Word out of Spokane is that he’s coming back for one final chance to win a second round game.

Tubby Smith staying at Kentucky?
It’s apparent that Tubby isn’t happy at Kentucky and the administration probably isn’t happy with the ‘Cats underachieving ways over the past four seasons. I don’t think that this was the no-brainer that everyone made it out to be.
Tubby will be out of Lexington by 2007.

Carlos Boozer out for the year?
Oh, sweet, sweet karma. That's what you get for lying to a blind man, Carlos. Maybe you can spend your down-time getting lessons from Jason Williams on how to ride a motorcycle.

7 straight wins for the Baby Bulls?
I’m trying not to get my hopes up too soon, but there’s a good chance that the Bulls will play the Bullets in the first round of the playoffs, meaning we’ll all get to see, first-hand, who is the bigger 2001 draft bust: Tyson Chandler or Kwame Brown? It’ll be a bust-off.

McDonalds All-American game prediction?
The only white meat will be in the Chicken McNuggets... and on guys going to Duke.

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The Problem(s) With Women's Basketball

It’s nice that the folks running the NCAA Women’s Tournament have copied the format of the men’s event in recent years. Equality for all (I guess).
But, by attempting to pass off their Tournament as an event with national interest, and trying to compete with the men, the NCAA has made a mockery of women’s basketball’s glamour event.
Empty arenas, a small number of upsets and anemic television ratings are staples of the NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament and unless Tournament organizers acknowledge that their event is struggling and make some much-needed changes, things are unlikely to improve.
Let me get this out in the open before I continue: I hate women’s basketball. If given the choice between sitting through a women’s game or getting a root canal from a dentist who ate liverwurst for lunch whilst listening to James Taylor’s Greatest Hits, I’d choose watching the women’s game – but I’d actually give it some serious thought.
I can’t stand how ESPN forces the women’s game down our throats by including its scores on the bottom line or promo-ing the Tournament during every commercial break or beginning their ESPN-HD intro with a clip of a women’s tip-off (the cake-taker).
Nobody cares about women’s basketball and ESPN knows this – all they have to do is look at its ratings on the network (which fall somewhere in between First and 10 and NHL games).
I also can’t stand how every year around this time someone writes a column about the beauty of the women’s game and how it’s the purest form of basketball and how you’re a chauvinist if you automatically dismiss the fairer sex’s version of the game and yada, yada, yada. That’s all a complete load of crap; it’s not a better game and everyone knows it. Don’t make me feel guilty for hating on women’s ball by telling me I’m sexist. I hate on women’s’ ball because I have eyes and taste.
Keep in mind that I’m not one to rip of women’s sports. I prefer women’s tennis to men’s, acknowledge the greatness of Annika Sorenstam and love watching women’s track and swimming. But when it comes to women’s college basketball, I can’t stand the ugly shots, poor fundamentals and lack of competitiveness.
That being said, the women’s Tournament could, and should, be an event with mainstream appeal. But, copying the men’s format isn’t the way to do that.
How can the Tournament be saved then, you ask? Well, like most problems in the world, they can all be fixed if people would just listen to Chaz (that’s me).
Among the problems with the Women’s NCAA Tournament (with possible solutions):

Problem #1: No upsets
There isn’t nearly enough talent in the women’s game to justify having a 64-team field, but that didn’t stop the NCAA from expanding the women’s field from 48 to 64 beginning in 1994.
Since then there has been a #16 over #1 upset (Harvard beat Stanford in 1998), but in most years the regional finals consist of the #1 seed playing a #2 or #3 (this year three regional finals pitted the top two seeds in the region, while the fourth game was between a #1 and #3).
The possibility of upsets and Cinderella’s are what lure viewers in, but with a top-heavy women’s game, upsets are few and far between.
Solution: Cut back to a 32-team Tournament. This wouldn’t affect the amount of upsets, but it would get rid of the worthless first-round games and begin the Tournament with contests where they are better upset chances.

Problem #2: Attendance
Have you seen some of the crowds at the women’s games? (Of course you haven’t.) Some of these arenas are so empty they make Atlanta Hawks games look packed.
In the first round, crowds of 3,000 were the rule, not the exception and Monday’s two regional finals game were played in front of a total of 8,000 people – or about 22,000 less than were at the Carrier Dome Sunday for UNC-Wisconsin.
That same day, only 3,300 people in Philadelphia watched two of women’s basketball’s most storied programs (Tennessee and Stanford) face-off in a regional semifinal.
Thirty-three hundred people for a match-up between the Duke and Kansas of the women’s game? 4,100 people showed up earlier this year in Philly for a Drexel-UPenn game for crap’s sake!
Solution: Assuming a 32-team Tournament; play the first three rounds NIT-style (on the favored team’s home court). That should raise attendance. Only the Final Four should be played at a pre-determined site – preferably in a women’s hoops hotbed like Knoxville or Storrs.

Problem #3: Poor Ratings
Diana Taurasi’s Uconn teams provided a spike in ratings during their three-peat, but without a marquee star this season, women’s ratings have gone back in the tank.
It doesn’t help that the women’s final is played the night after the men’s final either.
Solution: Move the women’s Final Four back to its old Friday/Sunday schedule.

Problem #4: Nobody Likes Women’s Basketball
And ESPN force-feeding it to the sports-viewing public doesn’t help.
Solution: Instead of promoting what’s different about women’s basketball, like ESPN and the NCAA have done (example: no dunking makes for a more traditional game), talk about how it’s not much different than the men’s game. People like the men’s game, why would they want an alternative?

The heads of women’s basketball will never go for any of these, mind you, which is a shame. As a result of their stubbornness and refusal to admit something is wrong with the womens' game, the sport will never end up reaching the vast and untapped markets that have yet to discover just how boring women's college basketball really is.

Let the hate mail pour in. Reach me at: chrisachase@comcast.net

The Dominant Big Ten

In case you didn't know, the Big Ten is a much better conference than the ACC.
Yup. Forget about the three ACC teams in the top eight of the polls throughout the entire season, or the league's solid place at the top of the RPI or the high-level of conference play from January to March. None of that matters now because the Big Ten has two teams in the Final Four while the ACC only has one.
According to many, including the Daily Quickie's Dan Shanoff (whose column, in true ESPN fashion, has changed from a must-read into totally unreadable, a la Bill Simmons. They're like the Baseball Tonight of the Internet), the Big Ten was vastly underrated all season and the ACC was overrated, and their respective Tournament results are all the proof you need. Apparently, what happened in the 30 games before the Tournament is irrelevant and only NCAA results matter when determining the success of a team and its conference.
Keep in mind that this is the same Dan Shanoff who complained about how conference tournaments are unfair to teams in one-bid leagues that dominate conference play, but get upset in their tournament and, thus, don't get a chance to go the NCAA's.
His gist: Appreciate the body of work and not what happens in unpredictable, single-elimination Tournaments.
But, in a remarkably hypocritical turn, Shanoff and others are now saying the exact opposite in regards to the Big Ten by writing: Forget the ACC and Big Ten’s body of work during the regular season and focus solely on the results of four games in March.
Doing that, you’ll realize that the Big Ten was “vastly underrated” (his words) and that the ACC was given too much credit based on the regular season.
All of which is ridiculous.
If you’re going to take up the cause of a team like Davidson (who finished their conference season 16-0 but was denied a bid into the NCAA’s because they lost in their conference tournament) by saying that their regular season should matter more than their tournament performance, then how can you say with a straight face that Michigan State’s performance in the NCAA’s is more important than their regular season?
Just because they made the Final Four, we’re supposed to revise our opinions of their mediocre regular season?
Sorry guys, you can't have it both ways. If you appreciate what makes the NCAA Tournament so wonderful (West Virginia in the Elite Eight despite being a bubble team three weeks earlier, Bucknell shocking Kansas and Michigan State overachieving into the Final Four), then you have to accept the results of conference tournaments and realize that Tournament success doesn’t mean you were underappreciated earlier in the season.
Look at the body of work, not Tournament results, as you said.
Why is the Big Ten all of a sudden better than the ACC just because they put three teams in the Elite Eight compared to the ACC’s one?
The only thing that the Big Ten's success in the NCAA Tournament proves is that the Big Ten had success in the NCAA Tournament. It doesn't change the fact that the conference had a poor regular season.
Sure, the Big Ten has saved some face with their Tourney success and deserves credit for that, but there is no need to change our opinions of the conference simply because Michigan State beat Duke and Kentucky. The Big Ten had an "off-year" this season. What's wrong with that?
I’m not badmouthing the Spartans, mind you. Tom Izzo, the most underrated coach in the country, has done a wonderful job with this team and they deserve to be in the Final Four. Teams like Michigan State are what make the Tournament so great.
I’m just saying that there’s no need to act like we all saw this coming. Hell, most people had MSU losing to Old Dominion in the first round!
Just because Michigan State is in the Final Four while teams like Oklahoma State, Wake Forest and Duke are not doesn’t mean that the Spartans had a better season than those teams. It just means that they had a better Tournament. Nothing more, nothing less.

Regional Superlatives

Quickly:

Best Game: Illinois vs. Arizona
At least it looked like the best game when I watched the highlights on the Sunday morning Sportscenter.
That’s right - I didn’t see any part of this instant classic. I’ve watched a couple hundred hours of college basketball games this year and then missed the best 150 minutes of the season. I’m not mad though; what I was doing was better and more important than watching a basketball game, but still, I wish the UNC-Wisconsin tilt had been scheduled for Saturday night instead.
From what I’ve heard though, Illinois/Arizona had it all.

Best Game That I Did See: Michigan State vs. Kentucky
No buzzer beater has ever bounced around the rim longer than Patrick Sparks’.

Worst Game: North Carolina – Wisconsin
In some years, UNC-Wisconsin might have been the best regional final game, but when three other games go into OT, a game that was decided with 30 seconds left doesn’t make the cut.

Best Player: Deron Williams
What Salim Stoudamire did in the semis, Deron Williams did in the regional final: Single-handedly led his team to the next round.

Best Player (Runner-up): Sean May
Forget Felton, McCants and Marvin Williams: Sean May is the best and most important player on the Tar Heels.

Best Player (Losing Team): Kevin Pittsnogle
At some point we’re all going to have to come to the realization that it’s Kevin Pittsnogle’s world and we’re all just squirrels trying to get a nut.

Worst Player: Salim Stoudamire
At least his room will be spotless when he returns to Tucson.

Best Officiating: Ruling Sparks’ Buzzer Beater as a Three Pointer
Good call on the floor.

Worst Officiating: Taking Five Minutes To Uphold Sparks’ Buzzer Beater as a Three
Alright, once 60 seconds had passed, what did the refs think they were going to see on the replay of Sparks’ shot? Another shooter on a grassy knoll?

Best Free-Throw Shooting: North Carolina
Up one with 2:41, Marvin Williams hit two free throws, beginning a streak of ten straight by the Heels, which included Raymond Felton (a 67% FT shooter on the season) converting three consecutive front-ends of a one-and-one opportunity.

Worst Free Throw Shooting: Kentucky
Patrick Sparks’ game-tying buzzer beater wouldn’t have been necessary if he had made a free throw 45 seconds earlier. And at the beginning of the first overtime, guard Rajon Rondo failed to put his team up six points when he missed two shots from the charity stripe.

Most Deceiving Stat Sheet: West Virginia-Louisville
West Virginia shot better from the floor, beyond the arc and at the free-throw line, which would usually be indicative of a win.

Best Coaching: Tom Izzo
Izzo has been to the Final Four in exactly half of his Tournament appearances (four times in eight trips), and this year he did it with one of his least-talented teams during his time in East Lansing.

Worst Coaching: Tubby Smith
Note to Tubby: Chuck Hayes might as well be fouled out if you sit him on the bench for six of the ten minutes of overtime.
More on Tubby below.

Softest 20-point Lead: West Virginia
Did anybody really ever believe that West Virginia was going to win this game? It reminded me of the Duke-Maryland 2001 Final Four game when the Terps were up 22, yet for some reason it felt like they were down 22.

Worst Possession: (tie) Arizona (End of OT), Kentucky (End of 1st OT)
Did Hassan Adams realize that he didn’t need to take a three pointer to beat Illinois at the end of overtime? And what was Salim Stoudamire doing? He barely moved while Adams was looking for a shot.
Don’t even get me started on Kentucky’s inability to get a shot off at the end of their first overtime with Michigan State. How does that happen? The players on the floor deserve the blame, but you know Tubby Smith will get all of it. The rumblings about Tubby’s job security will no doubt get a little louder in Lexington after yet another upset-loss for Kentucky in the NCAA Tournament. I don’t really think Tubby will leave Kentucky, but maybe a new job will be best for both Smith and the boosters that want him out. (Virginia maybe?)

Quick Predictions: Illinois over Louisville / Michigan State over UNC
Sorry, one way or another, I don’t think the dream match-up will happen.

East and South Regional Preview

Watching my brackets officially go in the toilet last night, I was struck by two things:
1) Even though Salim Stoudamire's late-game shots, particularly his go-ahead bucket with 2.8 seconds left on the clock, were amazing, J.J. Redick is still a much better shooter.
2) There's a reason why Eddie Sutton and Lute Olsen have traditionally not done well in the Tournament and only have one National Championship between them: They don't coach well late in Tournament games.
OSU's last three possessions were horrendous and their defense wasn't much better. Up four, the Cowboys attempted to steal the ball from Stoudamire, who promptly stepped up and hit a huge three. Why OSU felt the need to go for a steal instead of sitting back and defending the perimeter is baffling.
On the other sideline, Olsen made a potential crippling mistake when he told his team to foul OSU after they inbounded the ball following Stoudamire's shot. The foul gave the Cowboys the ball near half-court and put them in a better position to hit a game-winner.
Had Arizona not fouled, Lucas would have had a little over a second to turn, step and shoot from about 35 feet, with defenders in his face. Instead, the Cowboys were able to inbound with plenty of time left and Lucas had a fairly good look from the corner.
Had OSU won, they would have given Illinois fits. Arizona is a much better match-up for the Illini, and they should easily advance to the Final Four berth that has seemed to be their birthright since December.
In the day's other game, Louisville will roll against surprising West Virginia.

East Region (Syracuse)

Regional Semifinals
#1 North Carolina vs. #5 Villanova
Curtis Sumpter's injury hurts Villanova's chances at the upset, but if Jason Fraser can duplicate the 21 and 15 performance he had against Florida, then the 'Cats could continue to celebrate the 20th anniversary of their 1985 Championship in style.
Sean May will be too much though and the Heels will pull away late.
Pick: North Carolina

#6 Wisconsin vs. #10 North Carolina State
This game, and the winning team's final score, will be just like Sarah Jessica Parker: Boring, ugly and around 40.
Pick: North Carolina State

East Regional Final
#1 North Carolina vs. #10 North Carolina State
If State wins this game, it would be the most devistating moment in North Carolina history since The Andy Griffith Show was cancelled.
This would be one of the most interesting match-ups in Elite Eight history, even though a possible Duke-Kentucky "rematch" would gain most of the media's attention. (How can there be a rematch of something that took place 13 years ago, especially when only one person involved in that game (Mike Krzyzewski) will take part in this one?)
All the pressure will be on Carolina, and for a team that features headcase Rashad McCants and is coached by Roy Williams, that isn't a good sign.
That, coupled with the fact that State will not be intimidated by the Heels, means this could be an upset of epic proportions.
I picked State to make the Final Four at the beginning of the year, and I'm so tempted to do so again here. If these two end up playing, I might post a new prediction on Sunday morning because I really like the way State has played fearless basketball since Chris Paul's crotch-punch (an event that totally changed both Wake's and State's seasons), but since Wisconsin could easily knock off the Wolfpack tonight, I'll stick with my pre-Tournament Final Four pick from the East.
Pick: North Carolina

South Region (Austin)

Regional Semifinal
#1 Duke vs. #5 Michigan State
Even though it creeps me out beyond belief, I would gladly watch a continuous video-loop of Mateen Cleeves jumping up-and-down after MSU's 2000 NCAA Championship if it means the Spartans knock off Duke tonight.
Pick: Duke

#2 Kentucky vs. #6 Utah
This game will be decided by one thing: How Tubby Smith decides to defend Andrew Bogut. Oklahoma showed that doubling him doesn't work because the Croaussie has a knack for finding whoever is open with his deft passing touch. If Smith does that, Utah will win. If Tubby takes my advice (let Bogut get his 25 points and 15 boards, like he did against UTEP, and let Utah's mediocre backcourt beat you), then Kentucky will avoid another early exit from the NCAA's.
Last night I had serious reservations about picking OSU to beat Arizona, but stuck with them because I picked them before the Tournament. I had Utah beating Kentucky in this game too, but after watching the first two rounds, I'm going to change my mind.
What does this all mean? Bet the house on Utah, of course.
Pick: Kentu - oh, screw it - Utah

South Regional Final
#1 Duke vs. #6 Utah
A potential Duke-North Carolina Final Four meeting has replaced the release of Guns N' Roses oft-delayed Chinese Democracy as the most anticipated event in American history. At least, that's what Dick Vitale told me.
Pick: Duke

Midwest and West Regional Preview

The second weekend of the NCAA Tournament tips-off tonight in Chicago and Albuquerque. Chris's Sports Blog previews both regionals, but warns that they were written quickly so might not make too much sense.
Come back tomorrow for previews of the East and South regionals.

Midwest Region (Chicago)

Regional Semifinals
#1 Illinois vs. #12 Wisconsin-Milwaukee
Of the seven teams that Illinois could have played tonight in the Sweet 16, Wisconsin-Milwaukee presents the toughest stylistic match-up for the Illini. Granted, that’s a little like saying of all the centers in the NBA’s Eastern Conference Zydrunas Ilgauskas is the toughest match-up for Shaq, but you get the idea.
Bruce Pearl (who will be coaching tonight against Bruce Weber, which begs the question: Is this the first Bruce v. Bruce contest in NCAA Tournament history? Somebody should tell Bruce Willis to get his hands off Lindsay Lohan for a second and tune-in to CBS tonight for a historic night for Bruce’s worldwide) is a Tom Davis disciple and uses his mentor’s up-tempo, press-heavy style to harass opposing teams into turnovers.
Illinois, with three guards on the All-American first and second teams, is well equipped to handle the press, though they haven’t had to face such a high-octane defense since early in the season.
As always, Illinois is vulnerable if they are cold from the field, but look for Dee Brown to have little trouble with the Panther press, which will lead to a large amount of open looks for his teammates.
Illinois wins comfortably.
Pick: Illinois

#2 Oklahoma State vs. #3 Arizona
Normally I wouldn’t even have to think about picking against Lute Olsen in a Sweet 16 game, but the fact that his Arizona team is the underdog against Eddie Sutton’s Cowboys gives me a slight pause.
Lute tends to choke when he’s the favorite, but when nobody expects his team to win (like in 1997 when they beat three #1 seeds en route to the title), they seem to play a little better.
I’m not feeling too good about picking Oklahoma State to win it all (like I’ve been saying for the past week: If I had to wager all the money I have to my name – roughly $24.31 – on one team to win the NCAA Tournament, I would have picked Illinois. But since everybody picks Illinois, the chances of me winning my pool if I picked them would be slim. In order to win by picking Illinois, you have to beat roughly 50% of your pool. If you pick a slightly less obvious team to win, you maybe have to beat 5%, which is why I went with the Cowboys. My theory has worked, in theory of course. If OSU does win, I will win the big-money pool I’m in and battle for the top spot in the one I’m running). OSU struggled in their first two games, and now face a team with the best shooter in the country. Still, I’ve gotta stick with my guns.
Pick: Oklahoma State

Midwest Regional Final

#1 Illinois vs. #2 Oklahoma State
If it happens, this would be the only Elite Eight match-up I would have correctly predicted.
Illinois will be the favorite in this game, and with good reason - they aren’t 34-1 because they’ve been lucky.
But I’ve been saying all season that Bruce Weber’s team is quite vulnerable if they face an opponent with a strong inside presence, guards quick enough to play an effective man-to-man and good three-point shooters. Oklahoma State fits that description.
Illinois guard Dee Brown often gets flustered if his early shots aren’t falling, and if OSU can force him into some misses, and Joey Graham has his way with James Augustine, Eddie Sutton and company will be headed back to the Final Four for the second straight season.
Pick: Oklahoma State

West Region (Albuquerque)

Regional Semi-Final
#1 Washington vs. #4 Louisville
The West Region kind of reminds me of the NFL in the late-‘80s and early-‘90s when the NFC Championship Game was considered the real Super Bowl and the AFC teams in that conference’s title game were playing for the right to be a sacrificial lamb for the 49ers, Giants, Redskins or Cowboys.
Obviously, this game represents the NFC Championship.
Washington-Louisville is easily the best game of this round and whoever wins will be a heavy favorite in their next game, which won’t be nearly as exciting as tonight. This is the real Regional Final. Saturday’s game will just be a Final Four tune-up for the winner.
As for my pick, I’m sticking with Louisville, a team that has suddenly become the trendy team to win it all. You know how I feel about trendy picks, but since I was on-board before the trend started, I guess it’s OK this time. But if they lose, I swear I’m throwing away my pink tie.
Pick: Louisville

#6 Texas Tech vs. #7 West Virginia
This is the AFC Championship Game, in case you didn’t figure that one out.
Since this is the game Wake Forest would have been in had they not choked against the 6th place Big East team, writing a preview would just rile me up again.
Pick: Texas Tech

Regional Final
#4 Louisville vs. #6 Texas Tech
In case the whole Super Bowl analogy was lost on you, don’t expect this one to be close.
Pick: Louisville

Questions From a Wolfman

The Wolfman, 23, once wore a shirt advertising an upstart brand of soda (Surge) for 17 consecutive days. In his defense, he had six of them.
Occasionally, The Wolfman sends in questions to this site in a feature cleverly titled, "Questions from a Wolfman.

Now that we're down to the Sweet 16, which Cinderella team has the best chance to make it to the Final 4?
Well, both you and I had Utah in the final eight at the beginning of the Tournament, but both picked them to lose - me, to a team that lost in the first round (Syracuse) and you, to a team that's idea of chemistry is playing naked Twister while listening to Bette Middler albums (Duke).
As you have said since Thursday, it's tough to figure out how Utah ever scores any points. Somehow Bogut only scored 10 in the Utes win over Oklahoma, but he was dishing assists like he was George Mikan trapped in Bob Cousy's body. I think Utah could beat Kentucky because I don't trust Tubby Smith, like Kelvin Sampson before him, to figure out an effective way to stop the Cro-aussie sensation.
(My thoughts: Let him get his 26 points and make the Utah guards beat you. Doubling down on Bogut just frees-up players for backdoors so easy that J.J. - no, that's just too inappropriate for the blog). But if Utah meets up with Duke, you know Coach K will figure out a way to win.
I guess I still haven't answered your question. Of all the Cinderellas left (Wisconsin-Milwaukee, Texas Tech, West Virginia, N.C. State, Wisconsin and Utah), one would have to think that Texas Tech has the best chance because they're the one team most likely to get to the Elite Eight, because West Virginia isn’t any good. And in a one-game situation, who knows what could happen. The Red Raiders have beat some quality teams this year, and if former walk-on Ronald Ross has a big game, they could be in the Final Four.
But, that's sort of a cop-out answer, because I don't think Texas Tech will beat Louisville (or Washington, should they win), so I'll say that N.C. State (one of my preseason Final Four teams - Kansas, Wake Forest and Syracuse were the others. Go me.) has the best chance of making it to St. Louis. I'll go into it more tomorrow when I'll break down each of the eight Sweet 16 games.

Can you think of a team/coach you have ever been madder at after a game than Wake Forest after the Deacs loss to West Virginia?
I can honestly say that I have not been that upset over of a sporting event in a long time. When I woke up Sunday morning, with a minor headache due to all the post-game sorrow-drowning I did with my college roommate Falkow, who had driven down from Philly to watch the game, it finally dawned on me that Wake was out of the Tournament for good.
Now, I’ve watched Wake and Maryland lose Tournament games before, some in heartbreaking fashion, and I’ve been a Redskins fan my entire life. So I know the thrill of victory, but have tasted the agony of defeat much more than I would care to acknowledge.
But Wake’s loss to West Virginia was especially excruciating because of all the expectations we all had for this team, expectations which began the moment Wake Forest walked off the court in East Rutherford last March after losing to St. Joe’s in the Sweet 16.
To see their season end so quickly, in such dramatic fashion, in a game where the Deacs held a double-digit lead over an inferior opponent that should have never been allowed back in the game, was rough. Seeing that team battling Texas Tech tomorrow for the opportunity to play for a Final Four berth, well, that might be just as tough to deal with.
Instead of reading up on the Red Raiders and getting excited for tomorrow night’s game, Wake fans have to contend with Tournament apathy and the fear of Chris Paul bolting for the NBA.
I guess I’m kind of over the loss at this point, our 90-minute conference call early Sunday morning was quite therapeutic I might add, but this one will stick with Wake fans for a while, particularly if Paul leaves (which I don’t think will happen).
But where does this rank on my all-time toughest defeats list? That’s a good question.
I guess it’s one thing to lose a big game. That always hurts, but it hurts more when your team should have won, a la Wake Forest. And when bad coaching or stupid mistakes or bad refereeing takes place, that makes it hurt all the more.
So here is a list, admittedly rudimentary, of the five toughest defeats that I’ve had to cope with in the past five years (I put a five year cap on it because it’s 4:19 now and I want to post this and if I had to dig deep in the old vault thinking about games from when I was 10, I might be sitting here until midnight):

5) Maryland vs. Duke – January 2001 – “The Comeback”
Maryland held a ten point lead over #2 Duke with 55 seconds left in the game at Cole Field House. The only thing left to do was storm the court and burn some dorm furniture on frat row.
I was in the hospital for this one due to a major medical problem, and was battling the effects of morphine and a sleeping pill so I could stay up and watch the students storm the court (particularly my buddy Horo, whom I knew would be the first one at center court). But after Steve Blake fouled out, Jason Williams took over, hitting back-to-back threes in a five second span to cut the Terps lead to four.
Williams hadn’t done anything all night against Blake, whose fifth foul, shockingly, was a joke. Two more quick buckets by Duke tied the score with 22 seconds remaining (few recall that the ten-point lead was erased in a little over 30 seconds), but Maryland had a chance to win at the buzzer. A Juan Dixon jumper rimmed out and the game went to overtime.
Without Blake the Terps were done, and they ended up losing the game and spiraled into a devastating freefall that culminated with a Valentine’s Day loss to Florida State and talk of the NIT. Gary got the team back on its feet and they ended up making the school’s first Final Four in history.
By the way, I never did fall asleep that night; sleeping pill and all.

4) Red Sox vs. Yankees - Game 7 – 2003 ALCS – “Grady Leaves in Pedro”
When Grady Little went to the mound to take out Pedro Martinez in the 8th inning of the final game of the 2003 ALCS, I turned to Horo and said “it’s about time”. He disagreed, saying Pedro could still get out of the inning.
Grady Little went with Horo, and the rest, is history.
This one would be higher, but in reality, I never expected the Red Sox to win that game. I wasn’t a believer in the hogwash that was “The Curse”, but I didn’t have a good feeling headed into Game 7, and even when the Sox were comfortably ahead, I still had that feeling in the pit of my stomach.
And when Joe Buck said, “the Red Sox are five outs away from the World Series” late in the game, I turned to Horo and we both gave each other a look that spelled doom.

3) Maryland vs. Duke - 2001 Final Four – “The Comeback – Part II”
I also watched this one with Horo… jeez, maybe I should stop watching games with that guy.
When the Terps had a 22-point lead in the first half, our buddy Dickman started fashioning a piece of headgear from an empty case of Busch Light that he said was for the celebration on Route 1 after the game. Horo and I exchanged the same look we would give each other 2 ½ years later after Joe Buck’s comment.
Duke whittled away at Maryland’s lead, and when Terrence Morris got a bogus 4th foul 1:30 into the second half, the game, for all intents and purposes, was over.

2) Wake Forest vs. West Virginia – Second Round – 2004 NCAA Tournament – “Skip Blows It”
I’ve said all I need to say about this one.

1) Washington Redskins vs. Everybody – 2000-2004 – “Snyderbrenner’s Reign”
They’re all painful, all 46 of ‘em.
From the $100 million 2000 team’s week 14 loss to the Giants, which caused Snyderbrenner to can Norv Turner, despite the ‘Skins 8-7 record and very real playoff hopes, to the 37-0 blowout the next year in Green Bay which was part of an 0-5 start, to the post-Sports Illustrated loss that same year to the Cowboys after five straight wins put Marty Schottenheimer’s Redskins back in the playoff hunt, to every loss of last season – particularly the Packers game where the ‘Skins were robbed of the game-winning touchdown by a phantom illegal-motion call. They’ve all hurt.
Crap, now I’m all upset again.
Damn you Streit. Oh, who am I kidding. I could never stay mad at you.

After this year's early exit, do you think it's possible that Skip Prosser continues to ignore defense and refuses to implement a half-court offense?
As I told the kindergarten class I subbed for today, “please don’t ask questions you already know the answer to.”

Did you see Southern Illinois give Oklahoma State a run for its money this weekend?
No, but I did see them lose in the first round of the Tournament last year to Alabama. How far did you have them going? I can’t seem to remember.

Didn't you say something ridiculous the other day about Bucknell's victory over Kansas being the greatest first-round upset in tournament history?
Yes I did, and I seem to recall while you mercilessly mocked my statement, you were unable to come up with a bigger one.
I will explain myself tomorrow about why I think the Bucknell-Kansas shocker was the biggest first-round upset since the Tournament field was expanded to 64 in 1985. I would do it today, but it’s getting late and I’ve been reading stories about bears that go shopping all day and that just plain tuckers me out.

Do other people out there hate Barry Bonds as much as I do?
Man, Brett Favre, Skip Prosser, Barry Bonds – I think you need to see a rage counselor.

Did you see the Colts-Ravens are the first Sunday night game? What is with the NFL putting the Ravens on primetime all the time. They're terrible to watch and that's enough with all the Ray Lewis jive talking on the field.
It's as if the NFL front office has a man-crush on the Ravens like you have a man-crush on Peyton Manning and the Colts.
Haha, make fun of my Peyton man-crush all you want. But I seem to remember a certain somebody in 2003 going on-and-on about how awesome Dan Dickau was, and for about two weeks all they would talk about was “Dan Dickau this” and “Dan Dickau that”. And then when presented with evidence of said man-crush, that person defended himself by saying “well he’s good and you have to admit, he is an attractive man with all that hair.”
I can’t remember who that was, but I’m pretty sure he picked Southern Illinois to make the Elite Eight last year.

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NCAA Tournament Thoughts

- Chris Paul should enter the NBA Draft.
Let me say that one more time so there is no confusion.
Chris Paul should enter the NBA Draft.
The All-American point guard from Wake Forest is likely to be a top three pick and depending on who wins the lottery, he could be the first player selected.
The allure of that, plus the guaranteed $12 million contract, is far too enticing for Paul to pass up just so he can come back to school for one more year.
Yes, he still needs to bulk up a bit. Yes, he needs to perfect his runner. Yes, his jumpshot is still developing. But those things will come. If Paul goes into the NBA he won’t be a project, he’ll be starting on a team immediately.
The three worst teams in the NBA – Atlanta, Charlotte and New Orleans all need help at point guard and Paul is as NBA-ready a player as there is in the draft.
Guaranteed millions, becoming a starter as a rookie, the possibility of playing in Charlotte and the fear of injury should he return to college are all reasons Paul would enter the NBA.
So why would he come back?
First of all, he loves college. From all accounts Paul is having a great time in Winston-Salem. He’s the most popular guy on a small, tight-knit campus, he’s on the Dean’s List (I almost made that once at Wake – if you combined my GPA from both semesters) and if he returns, would be the king of ACC basketball.
All those are great reasons to return to Winston, and they will play a large role in Paul’s decision, but whether Paul goes or stays will hinge on one thing: The ability to win a National Championship.
If Paul believes that the Deacs can cut down the nets next April in Indianapolis, then would likely be a good enough reason for him to stay. Even if he knows deep down that doing it will be a whole lot tougher than this year, Paul is as fierce a competitor as they come and the challenge will likely push his game into another stratosphere.
Coming into this season Paul earned a ton of preseason hype and it didn’t even get him out of the Tournament’s first weekend. That will drive Paul in the off-season, should he return.
But even if Paul steps it up, it will be tough for Wake to win it all next year since the Deacs will be without three of their best six players, including the most valuable sixth man in college basketball and the team’s second and third leading rebounders.
Losing Taron Downey, Jamaal Levy and Vytas Danelius to graduation will cripple the Deacs depth, particularly at guard where the guy behind Paul and Justin Gray will either be a player who scored 26 points all season (Richard Joyce) or a redshirt-freshman (Cameron Stanley). (Don’t even ask what happens if Paul goes pro.)
The nucleus of Paul, Justin Gray and Eric Williams will be among the best threesomes in the NCAA, and Duke has shown how far a team can get with no depth (and they only have two good players).
But, Duke has Mike Krzyzewski, who could win 20 games with five guys named Linus while Wake has Skip Prosser, who has yet to get anywhere in the Tournament with Josh Howard or Chris Paul.
It’s unrealistic to think that this will be the off-season that the light bulb over Prosser’s head finally turns on.
Last year he said all the right things about committing to defense, but when his team took the court for the first time back in November against George Washington, it was clear that Prosser could talk the talk, but couldn’t walk the walk.
Wake didn’t improve at all on defense, and with two of their best defenders gone next year, it’s difficult to imagine that they’ll be any better. And without a solid defense, Wake will suffer another early exit from the NCAA’s.
Paul should know better than anyone how ineffective his coach is. Wake Forest would have lost in the first round in each of the last two years if not for Paul’s late-game heroics. Does he have faith in his coach to turn it around?
In essence, that’s the decision Chris Paul has to make. Does he stay at Wake Forest, enjoying college life for one more season while making a run at the National Championship under a coach with a lousy track record, or does he bolt for the guaranteed riches of the NBA?
Even though it would destroy Wake basketball if he goes, I still think he should.
But, I don’t think he will.
Paul loves college too much and probably won’t want his last memory of his Wake Forest career to be sitting on the bench watching West Virginia celebrate their upset of the Demon Deacons.
CP will likely return for his third, and final, season to try and bring the university he loves back to the Final Four for the first time in 44 years. The odds will be stacked against him, but that’s probably just the way he likes it.

- As the Skip Prosser Hatewagon keeps rolling along, picking up new members all the while, I’ve learned of an additional piece of info that will add more Hatorade to the fire.
Because CBS, who demonstrated that they didn’t learn any lessons from the debacle that was Election Night 2000, essentially projected Wake to be the winner of their second round game against West Virginia in the middle of the first half and switched to the Kentucky-Cincinnati game, I wasn’t able to watch all of the Deacs contest. (Granted, Wake had a 13-point lead when CBS switched, but in the second half the Tiffany Network should have gone back to the Wake game when Kentucky was extending its lead just as West Virginia was cutting into Wake’s. But I digress.)
As a result, I didn’t hear about this little nugget of Skip Prosser coaching magic until yesterday.
Let me set the scene: With 1:34 left in the first half, Jamaal Levy was fouled by West Virginia’s D’or Fisher. Somebody on West Virginia’s bench argued the call a little to vehemently and was assessed with a technical foul.
With the two free throws from the technical plus two more due to Fisher’s foul, Wake had four shots from the charity stripe. Jamaal Levy had to take two, because he was the one Fisher fouled, but any Wake player on the floor could have shot the two from the technical.
That means that Taron Downey (86% free throw shooter), Chris Paul (83%) or Justin Gray (79%) could have attempted the free throws.
But, for some reason, Jamaal Levy (50%) stepped to the line to shoot the technical foul shots, which were taken first as per the rules, and missed both. He then hit one of the two free throws he had to take, leaving him one for four on the trip.
So, let me ask the obvious question: “WHAT?” Why in the name of Muggsy Bogues was Jamaal Levy on the free-throw line? Ollie from Hoosiers shoots better!
What was Prosser doing not putting Downey or Paul in to take the shots? Hmm, it’s not like that extra point or two would have helped at all later in the game ! Oh man, I’m getting so riled up again. I thought my anger has subsided, but I guess I was wrong.
I’ve thought about this rationally for as long as I could (about a half-second) and couldn’t figure out a single feasible explanation for Levy taking the technical foul shots.
What the hell was Prosser thinking? Could it be that he didn’t know a technical was assessed?
That seems unlikely since the lane was cleared.
Maybe he thought the technical shots were going to be attempted after the double-bonus foul shots?
But, technical foul shots always come first, that couldn’t have been it.
There is no good reason why Jamaal Levy attempted two free throws that he didn’t have to take. Sure, Levy should have stayed as far away from that line as possible knowing how poor a free-throw shooter he is, but that’s not his job. Nor is it Chris Paul’s or Taron Downey’s.
The coaches needed to be aware of the situation and had to make sure that the best free-throw shooter on the floor took those shots.
But, in order to do that Skip Prosser and his coaching staff would actually have to be competent. Man, what I wouldn't give for them to simply be competent.

- A few weeks back my buddy Phil scolded me for spending too much time focusing on my terrible predictions (like when I picked Southern Illinois to make it to the Elite Eight last season… no wait, that was The Wolfman) while letting my good ones go by unnoticed.
Well, Phil… here goes:
March 14, 2005: "Best Upset Possibility: #13 Vermont over #4 Syracuse"
March 17, 2005: "#3 Kansas vs. #14 Bucknell: Don’t be shocked if Bucknell springs the upset.
I’m serious."
Boss.

- Curtis Sumpter’s injury severely hurts Villanova’s chances at upsetting North Carolina in the Sweet 16, but don’t count the Wildcats out just yet.
If oft-injured Jason Fraser can duplicate his dominant performance against Florida (21 and 15), Sumpter’s absence won’t be as crippling.
Granted, Matt Walsh and Al Hoford aren’t exactly Sean May and Marvin Williams, and Fraser knows it. But his confidence level will be sky-high entering Friday’s match-up and if Fraser can hold his own in the middle, Villanova could pull the shocker.

- The rumor-mill is buzzing with the news that Gary Williams has told John Gilchrist to either transfer or enter the NBA draft.
Maybe Gary can make a call to Skip Prosser and give him the same ultimatum.

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One can only hope Skip Prosser made a mental note of what it felt like to walk off the court Saturday night in Cleveland, after West Virginia shocked his heavily-favored Wake Forest team in the second round of the NCAA Tournament. With three vital seniors graduating and the very-real possibility of Chris Paul bolting to the NBA, it could be a long time before Prosser has another chance to run a team this talented into the ground.
Wake’s double-overtime loss showed the country what Deac fans have known for too long; Skip Prosser is a terrible head coach. The team’s lack of any defensive strategy, their substitution patterns and total disregard for the Mountaineers when they were down 13 can all be pinned on Prosser, who now joins Bob Huggins as coaches whose careers can best be summed up by their Tournament failures.
Prosser had it all on this Wake Forest team. A bruising center who could dominate the low post, a tall, athletic rebounder at the four, a third guard off the bench with a sharpshooter’s touch, a scoring shooting guard and an all-world sophomore running the show. This team had the talent to win it all. Look at the roster of every remaining team in the NCAA Tournament. With the exception of North Carolina, perhaps, not one team is close to being as talented as Wake Forest.
But it takes more than talent alone to make it to the Final Four, it takes a coach who can make his players better. And, with the exception of Eric Williams, whose improvement can be attributed to losing weight and maturing, every single player on Wake Forest either regressed or saw their play stay stagnant compared to last year.
Jamaal Levy and Justin Gray played worse in 2005 than they did in 2004. Trent Strickland was the most athletic member of the team for the second straight year, but couldn’t rein in his poor decision making and harness his talents. Chris Paul again showed flashes of brilliance, but wasn’t the star on the defensive end he should have been. Vytas Danelius added the deep ball to his repertoire, but still wasn’t the player he was back in 2003.
Prosser should have had these guys on the top of their games headed into this season. And they were, at least on the offensive end. But the team’s Achilles Heel was always its defense and that showed on Saturday as they gave up 34 points in the ten minutes of overtime (that would come out to 136 points over a 40 minute game).
Except for the possessions ending regulation and the first overtime and once in the middle of the second OT, West Virginia scored every time they touched the ball in the game’s last 12 minutes. That’s inexcusable, even if they were shooting lights-out from the floor.
Defense is what has killed Skip Prosser’s team all year, and it’s what ended their season prematurely in the second round.
Now the Wake Forest Demon Deacons are forced to play a game of “what-if” for the next seven months. What if Jamaal Levy could have hit one more free throw? What if the refs hadn’t made a terrible charging call on Taron Downey? What if one West Virginia shot rattled out? What if Trent Strickland’s three pointer had fallen?
There will be hundreds of what-ifs that Wake Forest players, coaches and fans will play out in the head before next season. But the most important one to ask is this: “What if Skip Prosser wasn’t the Wake Forest head coach?”
Well, for one, today we’d be looking ahead to the Deacs next game instead of sulking over their last one.

- Some other quick thoughts on Wake’s loss to West Virginia:

• Wake Forest’s guards went 18-20 from the free-throw line (the two misses were the last two free throws shot by both Chris Paul and Taron Downey though). The rest of the team shot 6-16 from the line, including missing the front-end of three one-and-ones. Eric Williams and Jamaal Levy finished 3-12. If they had hit on just 50% of their attempts, Wake would have advanced to the Sweet 16.
• How did Vytas Danelius only play for 12 of the game’s 50 minutes? Yeah, he struggled offensively, but his replacement, Trent Strickland, couldn’t guard a folding chair. Just another sign of Skip Prosser’s coaching prowess.
• Two palming calls in one game? Seriously? Listen, I think the way refs have allowed guards to dribble the ball in recent years has bordered on ridiculous. Guys like Duke’s Jason Williams and Illinois’ Dee Brown palm the ball every time they dribble, often deceiving a defender by putting the hand under the ball and changing its direction, a direct violation of the rules. The refs never call this, and as long as they keep that uniform, I guess I really don’t have a huge problem with it. But don’t’ whistle two teammates in one game for doing something that, while technically illegal, everybody does. The carries by Chris Paul and Taron Downey were ordinary, run-of-the-mill dribbles that you’ll see 20 times in any given game, yet for some reason they got called on them. Ridiculous.
  

- I was watching an episode of Three's Company earlier today and, in the episode, Jack told some girl he met at the Regal Beagle that he owned his own restaurant, in an attempt to pick her up. Well, needless to say, it worked (although, knowing Jack Tripper, he probably didn't even need to tell fibs to pick up the ladies. He was like a 1970's version of The Wolfman - a guy who once got a girl whilst dressed as Alex P. Keaton and also picked Southern Illinois to make it to the Elite Eight last year - but I digress).
Anyway, as you can probably imagine, Jack's lie backfired when the girl surprised him by coming into the restaurant. J. Trip needed to get the real owner out of the building so he devised a plan: Jack called the owner from a pay-phone and told him there was an emergency at another restaurant and he needed to come immediately. The owner left, Jack's lady never found out he was just a chef and all was good going into the second commercial. I can only assume the lie came crumbling down around Jack in the third scene though.
Anyways, do you think I could use similar tactics to trick Skip Prosser into leaving Winston-Salem forever?

- I’m still too disappointed to write anything about any of the other games. I’ll take care of that tomorrow, as well as enlightening the world with my thoughts on Chris Paul's future, the sheer awesomeness of Spring Break Shark Attack and even more ruminations on the worthlessness of Skip Prosser. I wish he had been in that shark attack movie.

NCAA Tournament: Day One Recap

Midwest Region (Chicago)
#12 Wisconsin-Milwaukee 83 - #5 Alabama 73
Everyone knows that a #12 seed beats a #5 in nearly every single NCAA Tournament, but few people ever ask why that is.
I think it boils down to the fact that #12 seeds are usually awarded to the best teams from the one-bid conferences (which Wisconsin-Milwaukee is) and most #5 seeds are underachieving schools from a major conference.
This isn’t always true, of course. Sometimes #12 seeds are the last at-large teams (as George Washington is) and many times #5 seeds are given to good, underrated schools that finished a little ways back in their conference (like Villanova).
But take a look at the other two #5 seeds, Georgia Tech and Michigan State. Both teams were supposed to be much better (each was ranked in top 10 at the beginning of the season), but had mediocre records in their major conferences. They were each given a #5 seed, which could be considered a bit high.
Michigan State is set to face CAA Champion Old Dominion today and could suffer the same fate as Alabama.
Wisconsin-Milwaukee will give Boston College a good game tomorrow and could find themselves playing Illinois in Chicago late next week.

#4 Boston College 85 – #13 Pennsylvania 65
Right now I can’t remember if I saw any part of this game, even though I must have seen a few peeks during those live look-ins.
Back in the day I used to go to the NCAA Tournament every year with my Godfather and except for one year at the MCI Center, there would always be one game of the four that was so boring it could have made women’s basketball look exciting. I’m guessing the BC-Penn game was that game in the Cleveland pod.
(That session at the MCI Center was back in 1998 and each of the four games was an intense affair.
Washington, as an #11 seed, hit a buzzer beater to upset Xavier in the early game. Next, giant-killer Richmond did it again, this time in a #14/#3 game over South Carolina. If my memory serves me correctly, it was a back-and-forth game in the second half until Richmond went ahead late. South Carolina made a furious comeback, but missed the go-ahead shot at the buzzer to give the Spiders another notch on their upset belt.
The first contest of the evening session pitted Bobby Knight’s Indiana team against Kelvin Sampson and Oklahoma. The game went to overtime, where the Hoosiers prevailed in what was Bobby Knight’s last NCAA Tournament victory until yesterday.
The nightcap figured to be a laugher, as #2 Connecticut took the court against #15 Fairleigh-Dickinson. But, just like last night, FDU kept it close with the big-boys, and actually had the lead late in the game against Uconn, thanks to an unconscious night by senior Elijah Allen, who finished the night with a Tournament-high 43 points.
I’ll never forget that name or that day – Billy Packer said it was the best first-round Tournament session in history, and even though I haven’t seen them all, it would be tough to imagine anything topping that day in D.C.)
The Ivy League has had disappointing results since Princeton knocked off UCLA in 1996. I’m not expecting Penn and Princeton to go to the Sweet 16 every year, but a win every three or four years wouldn’t kill those guys, would it?

#9 Nevada 61 - #8 Texas 57
I’m glad I was able to catch the second half of the Texas game, because I finally discovered that Jason Klotz and Brad Buckman were not the same exact person. Seriously, what are the odds that two, tall, blond guys will play on the front court of the same basketball team?

#3 Arizona 66 - #14 Utah State 53
Utah State should have flown Utah’s Andrew Bogut out to Boise to play with their team. People, of course, would have noticed Bogut, but most wouldn’t have questioned his being on the team for fear of sounding ignorant about the “it” player of the moment.
And everybody who knows that Bogut plays for Utah and not Utah State would have been confused for a minute at the sight of Bogut in an Aggies uniform, but would have eventually decided that Utah and Utah State are probably the same thing anyways.

#1 Illinois 67 – #16 Fairleigh-Dickinson 55
Whoever said there are no such things as moral victories never watched an NCAA Tournament game.
Obviously Fairleigh-Dickinson was disappointed they didn’t become the first #16 seed ever to win an NCAA Tournament game, but the pride they felt in hanging in there for 30 minutes with the best basketball team in the country was evident on the faces of each and every Knight player and coach as they walked off the floor.
Who ever thought that FDU would be down by only one to Illinois at the half? And even then, who thought the final deficit would be only a dozen? I talked to my cousin George (in Worcester, MA producing first and second round games for Westwood One) at halftime and we figured Illinois would win the game by 22.
But FDU didn’t let the Fighting Illini run away with the game and ended up losing by less points to Illinois than other Tournament teams like Minnesota (23), Cincinnati (22), Wake Forest (18), Gonzaga (17) and Michigan State (13).

#11 UAB 82 - #6 LSU 68
Not bad for a team that’s lost to Richmond, USC, Tulane, Texas Christian and East Carolina.
Looks like they proved my “no consecutive Cinderella” rule wrong. It’s a good thing I didn’t include that bogus maxim on my Bracket Tips. It was in a trial period during this Tournament, but with the Blazers win I’ve had to abandon the study prematurely and will announce my findings immediately, right here, right now. They are as follows: Never listen to me.

West Region (Albuquerque)
#8 Pacific 79 - #9 Pittsburgh 71
After sprinting to an early lead, Pacific practically begged Pitt to get back in the game. But, thanks to some of the dumbest play I’ve seen all season, the Panthers never got to within fewer than five and lost a game that nearly everybody expected them to. (I picked Pacific yesterday here on the blog as well as in five of the pools that I’m in, but in the one that I run with my college buddies I accidentally picked Pitt instead of Pacific. This is why I’m still unemployed.)
Pitt was throwing balls away, going for alley-oops when simple lay-ups would have sufficed and kept fouling David Doubley, Pacific’s 90% free throw shooter, late in the game.
The Panthers were rated highly in the preseason by most polls and publications - Sports Illustrated had them at #13, while the Coaches poll put Pitt at #17. But here on Chris’s Sports Blog the Panthers didn’t crack my preseason Top 25, much to the chagrin of a longtime reader who graduated from Pitt. I was never sold on Chris Taft as a pro prospect, and coach Jamie Dixon looks more like a mailman than a big-time college basketball coach.
Pacific will give Washington trouble in the second round. They play a very deliberate style of basketball and aren’t afraid to wait for good looks, which is why they rank in the top nationally in field goal percentage.

#1 Washington 88 - #16 Montana 77
"Being a No. 1 team is hard because you're thinking about it the whole game."
- Washington Huskies guard Brandon Roy (Jr.) after his team’s win over Montana
It’s a good thing Ashley Judd isn’t a Huskies fan, or else Brandon Roy’s head might explode when he’s bringing the ball up the court.
If Roy is actually thinking about being a #1 seed while he’s out on the court, Washington’s team can start making dinner plans for next weekend. If not, then the quote is just remarkably stupid, but it could explain why the Huskies struggled with Montana.
After bursting out of the gate to take a 13-0 lead in the first 3:01, Washington was outscored 77-75 by the Grizzlies over the last 37 minutes of the game. And unlike Illinois and Wake, top teams that struggled because of poor play, Washington didn’t play all that badly.
Montana forced the Huskies into taking bad shots and making uncharacteristic turnovers.
The Huskies will have their hands full with Pacific on Saturday and could be the first #1 seed to be knocked off this year.

#2 Wake Forest 70 - #15 Chattanooga 54
With 13:43 left in the game, Chattanooga held a 38-35 lead on the Demon Deacons. But, following a Chris Paul three, Wake outscored the Mocs 35-16 to close out yet another trying first round game under Skip Prosser.
Back in 2003 when the Deacs were a #2 seed (thanks to their ACC Regular Season Championship) they were taken to the wire by Tim Smith and East Tennessee State.
Last year Wake was down to Jeff Capel’s Virginia Commonwealth squad for the entire second half and needed some late-game heroics by freshman Chris Paul to sneak out with a victory.
Wake’s early round struggles can be blamed on their coaching staff, namely the aforementioned Mr. Prosser.
The Deacs seemed totally disinterested in playing last night. I mean, I know that Eric Williams is tired from promoting his new rap album, The Massacre, but five field goal attempts? Come on! Justin Gray took that many by the first TV timeout.
And for all Wake's first round troubles, they haven't fared too much better in the second round under Prosser. They lost to Oregon in 2002, Auburn in 2003 and struggled last year with Manhattan.
West Virginia needs to be hot in order to beat the Deacs, but with Wake’s defense and recent offensive woes, don’t be shocked by yet another Demon Deacon early exit.

#3 Gonzaga 74 - #14 Winthrop 64
The Eagles hung tough with Gonzaga for 58 minutes, but some poor free throw shooting, unfavorable whistles from the officials and timely three pointer’s by Gonzaga sealed their fate.
Winthrop’s defense was as good as advertised, but the Eagles just couldn’t hold on for long enough against more bigger, more talented Zags team.

#7 West Virginia 63 - #10 Creighton 61
It’s tough to get mad at a white guy named Nate Funk, particularly when he had 23 points and was the only reason Creighton was in the game. But his ill-conceived three point attempt late in the game, that led to the block, steal and dunk which sent the Blue Jays packing, was pretty awful.
This is the last time I ever pick Creighton in an NCAA Tournament. They seem to screw me ever year. Why do I keep crawling back? They can’t even beat the Devil Rays!

#6 Texas Tech 78 - #11 UCLA 66
Mike Krzyzewski had won 22 NCAA Tournament games between Bobby Knight victories.

South Region
#2 Kentucky 72 - #15 Eastern Kentucky 64
You can’t read too much into first round results. Many great teams have struggled with lesser opponents on the tournament’s opening days and then turned around and advanced to the Final Four.
The 2001 Maryland team, in particular, comes to mind. They should have lost to George Mason in the first round that year thanks to Mason’s 30-year old star, Gulf War vet George Evans. But the Terps held on, and then advanced to the National Semi-Finals where a phantom 4th foul call on Terrence Morris two minutes into the second half sealed the team’s fate.
Kansas also has historically struggled during first round games (Holy Cross, anyone?) in tournament’s where they make a run.
That being said, if you picked Kentucky to go very far in your brackets, I wouldn’t be feeling to comfortable with that pick right about now.
The Wildcats won this game because they were able to exploit Eastern Kentucky’s weakness in the middle. Big men Kelenna Azubuike and Chuck Hayes combined for 32 points and dominated EKU’s frontline players who spent much of the contest in foul trouble.
Patrick Sparks and Rajon Rondo were held in check by the Colonels’ guards (Sparks put up a bagel) and that doesn’t bode well for next round when those two will have to carry the team against a more talented Cincinnati team. But, they are playing Cincinnati, which is like getting spotted eight points at the beginning of the game, thanks to the wizardry of Bob Huggins.
Travis Ford did a good job on Eastern Kentucky’s sideline, in what will likely be his final game at the school. It’s tough to imagine Ford’s name not being mentioned for every coaching vacancy at a mid-major (maybe he can take over for Wisconsin-Milwaukee’s Bruce Pearl, who will no doubt get a big-time job this off-season).

#3 Oklahoma 84 - #14 Niagra 67
OK, how awesome does that TV movie Spring Break Shark Attack look? It really could have used Meredith Baxter-Birney playing the role of a concerned mother, but that casting faux-pas aside, the combination of skin, cheesy special effects, more skin, the prospect of seeing the preview about 153 more times from now until it’s on and the fact that Desperate Housewives isn’t on again makes SBSA appointment viewing this Sunday.
But even if Spring Break Shark Attack takes its spot next to I Know My First Name is Steven and anything starring Judith Light in the pantheon of made-for-TV movies, the telepic still won’t be half as awesome as Calvin Murphy’s purple suit.

#7 Cincinnati 76 - #10 Iowa 64
Bob Huggins celebrated the victory by drinking and singing “The Alphabet Song” at a karaoke bar.

#6 Utah 60 - #11 UTEP 54
With 4:00 to go in this game, I was feeling pretttty darn good about predicting Utah to go to the Elite Eight. They had just blown a 13 point lead and Andrew Bogut was the only one on the team doing anything offensively, even though UTEP was doing a fairly good job of keeping him in check.
I knew I was in deep trouble with the Utah pick when The Wolfman told me he had the Utes going that far too. The Wolfman, you’ll remember, is the same guy who had Southern Illinois in the Regional Finals last year.

Predictions: 13-3

NCAA Tournament Predictions

As current NBA player and former Wake Forest star Darius Songaila once said to The Wolfman, "let's cut to chase."
So, without further audieu, here are Chris's Sports Blog predictions for all 63 NCAAA Tournament games.

Midwest Region (Chicago)

1st Round
#1 Illinois vs. #16 Farleigh-Dickinson
The last time Farleigh-Dickinson was in the NCAA Tournament was 2001, when the Knights played eventual-champion Duke in a first round #1/#16 match-up.
Does this mean Illinois is destined to win this National Championship this year? Nah, it just means that the 2001 Farleigh-Dickinson team knows how much of a tool Mike Dunleavy Jr. is first-hand.
Pick: Illinois

#8 Texas vs. #9 Nevada
Virginia is interested in Texas coach Rick Barnes to fill their head coaching vacancy and Barnes, apparently, is interested as well.
If the ‘Hoos are looking for a coach to lead the team back into the NCAA Tournament, then Barnes is a great choice. But if Craig Littlepage wants a coach that can not only lead the team to the Big Dance, but actually win there, he can do a lot better than Barnes and his 11-12 NCAA Tournament record.
Barnes, like his football coaching counterpart at UT, is a great program builder, but never seems to do well in the postseason.
The Longhorns will flame out again early this year, as usual, but unlike in year’s past, this time won’t be entirely Barnes’ fault.
The absences of P.J. Tucker and LaMarcus Aldridge (I think more people should have names that begin with La and then lead into a regular name. Think of the possibilities: LaFrank, LaJoey, LaLaVar and, my favorite, LaJamesOn) will cripple Texas against Nick Fazekas and Nevada.
Pick: Nevada

#5 Alabama vs. #12 Wisconsin-Milwaukee
You can include me among the people who were outraged when underage Wisconsin-Milwaukee players celebrated their Horizon League Championship by spraying each other with champagne. I was shocked and appalled. I mean, come on guys. Why were you using champagne when you live in the town that produces the world’s greatest beer, Milwaukee’s Best Ice?
Pick: Alabama

#4 Boston College vs. #13 Pennsylvania
I’ve been steering the BC hatewagon since they burst onto the national scene back in December and flipped on the cruise control during the Eagles 4-4 finish to the season (after a 20-0 start). A few weeks back we zoomed past the busted-up bandwagon for Al Skinner’s team, asked where Troy Bell had disappeared to and then got back in the left lane en route to a 1st round upset. The hatewagon’s plans changed when the selection committee paired the Eagles with Penn, an undersized team that won’t much up well with Craig Smith and company. So, I had to fill up the hatewagon with enough Hatorade to get through Saturday, when BC’s season will end.
Pick: Boston College

#6 LSU vs. #11 Alabama-Birmingham
Every year a team that had a surprising run in the previous NCAA Tournament is predicted to duplicate their postseason success the following season. UAB, a team that advanced to the Elite Eight in 2004, is this year’s repeat-Cinderella candidate, but will most likely follow the leads of other schools that have followed up recent magical Tournament runs with 1st round exits like Valparaiso, Rhode Island, Gonzaga, Marquette and Butler.
Pick: LSU

#3 Arizona vs. #14 Utah State
Not even Lute Olson can blow this one… can he?
Pick: Arizona

#7 Southern Illinois vs. #10 St. Mary’s
Last year the Salukis suffered a disappointing first round loss at the buzzer to Alabama. The feel of that loss must have lingered like the smell of burnt popcorn during the offseason, and that alone is enough to put SIU into the second round.
That’s why I’m picking them. Well, that, and I know absolutely nothing about St. Mary’s except that it is the alma mater of ex-NBA’er Brian Shaw and this guy.
Pick: Southern Illinois

#2 Oklahoma State vs. #15 Southeastern Lousiana
I thought Southwest-Central Lousiana had the best season of all Louisiana directional schools, but, as they say, that’s why they play the game.
Pick: Oklahoma State

2nd Round
#1 Illinois vs. #9 Nevada
If this game takes place, it could be a lot close than people will think. (If Texas beats Nevada, Illinois will wipe the floor with them).
Nevada’s defense was the best in the WAC, by far, and the ‘Pack’s frontline of Fazekas and Kevinn “Not a Typo” Pinkney could give James Augustine fits.
But, Illinois is the pick and will deny the Wolfpack a second straight Sweet 16 berth.
Pick: Illinois

#4 Boston College vs. #5 Alabama
Prediciting who will emerge from this Cleveland mini-bracket was surprisingly difficult. Every year there is one four-team section that is tough to project because neither of the two top seeds are all that impressive. Alabama and BC fit that M.O. this year. Both were teams I had pegged as possible first round upset victims before the draw was announced, but when I saw that they were due to play each other in the second, I had to abandon that idea because I don’t want to screw up an entire segment of the region.
So, in these cases it’s best to forego picking an upset and picking a boring old chalk match-up like Alabama-BC (get your TiVos ready).
By the way, I think I’m going to trademark “hatewagon”.
Hey… don’t judge me. If Pat Riley can trademark “three-peat” and Donald Trump can do the same with “your fired”, then there’s a place in American lexicon for “hatewagon”. And if you disagree, maybe you’ll find yourself in a prime seat on my first nationwide hating-tour.
Pick: Alabama

#3 Arizona vs. #6 LSU
LSU’s Glen Davis (whom Peter Angelos will likely trade Miguel Tejada, Sammy Sosa, Javy Lopez and Jorge Julio for) is so big that he’ll make Channing Frye look like Julius Hodge on a hunger strike.
Lute Olsen will once again prove that his 1997 NCAA title was as much of an anomaly as Marisa Tomei’s Oscar win.
Pick: LSU

#2 Oklahoma State vs. #7 Southern Illinois
The Wolfman would like me to tell you that, despite picking Southern Illinois to go to the Elite Eight last year (they lost in the first round), he still finished 100 points ahead of me in our pool.
I would like to tell you that The Wolfman once attended a house party totally naked.
Pick: Oklahoma State

Sweet 16
#1 Illinois vs. #5 Alabama
Question: When’s the last time a team has beat the #1 seed in its region in two straight Tournaments?
Answer: I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking.
Pick: Illinois

#2 Oklahoma State vs. #6 LSU
I’m tempted to pick LSU in this game because I’m actually in love with Tiger freshman Glen Davis. But, since LSU could easily drop in the first round to UAB, I’ll stick with the team I picked last year too. And I’m not actually in love with him.
Well, maybe a little.
Pick: Oklahoma State

Regional Final
#1 Illinois vs. #2 Oklahoma State
Coaches can say all they want about how they take the Tournament “one game at a time”, but you know Bruce Weber and Eddie Sutton have looked ahead to this possible Regional Final. Interestingly, both coaches probably believe that their team will match-up well with their opponent.
Illinois’ Achilles Heel is their frontcourt play. James Augustine is merely competent in the middle; he lacks the strength to establish himself in the post. But, luckily for Illinois, they won’t see a dominating big man in their region, unless LSU advances to the Elite Eight.
OSU isn’t as dependent on its backcourt; senior Joey Graham is big enough to play inside but athletic enough to roam around the perimeter as well. Like Illinois, the Cowboys are vulnerable when they play a big man (Wayne Simien dropped 62 points in two meetings against OSU this season), but are dangerous in a shoot-out, which is exactly what this match-up would be.
I like Oklahoma State in this game for two reasons:
1) Illinois’ three point defense is suspect, meaning John Lucas will have plenty of opportunities to hit shots. I love the way Lucas plays and have a feeling he’s the kind of kid who could put a team on his back Danny Manning-style en route to a title.
2) The lack of competition in the Big Ten will hurt Illinois late in a close game. It’s not just coincidence that ACC teams always preform well in the Tournament. Teams from the conference are battle-tested during the season and have usually been in every game situation by March. Conversely, the few close games Illinois has played this year were caused by the Illini blowing a late lead (vs. Iowa, at Ohio State) or erasing a halftime deficit (at Purdue, at Michigan). They have yet to play in a contest where the game is close for a long stretch of time. Just ask the 1991 UNLV team how different it is playing in a close game when the pressure is high.
Midwest Champion: Oklahoma State

West Region (Albuquerque)

#1 Washington vs. #16 Montana
I wonder if the Unabomber roots for Montana?
Pick: Washington

#8 Pacific vs. #9 Pittsburgh
Pacific starts two Swedish guys named Marko and Jasko. I guess that explains why Abba always kicked Fleetwood Mac’s ass when they played four-on-four.
Pick: Pacific

#5 Georgia Tech vs. #12 George Washington
Q: What was GW’s reward for finishing first in their A-10 division, winning the conference tournament and beating Michigan State and Maryland (before John Gilchrist quit on the team)?
A: Receiving the lowest seed of all 34 at-large teams, getting a #12 seed, which was higher than powerhouses like Northern Iowa (11), Minnesota (8), Iowa (10) and N.C. State (10) got.
Karl Hobbs and his Colonials deserved better, but now will probably face an early exit, thus depriving the nation a chance to fall in love with Pops Mensah-Bonsu. His name is Pops for crap’s sake. Couldn’t we have given GW a #10 in West Virginia’s region and let Pops play on the weekend? Couldn’t we just have given Pops a chance? A chance! That’s all I was lookin’ for!
Pick: Georgia Tech

#4 Louisville vs. #13 Louisiana-Lafayette
Louisville has lost four games all season and received a #4 seed. Kansas has lost five games since Valentine’s Day and earned a #3 seed.
What an injustice. Maybe the selection committee consulted the Robert Blake jury on some of the seedings.
Pick: Louisville

#6 Texas Tech vs. #11 UCLA
There’s an outside chance that I’ll be picking teams coached by Lute Olsen, Bobby Knight and Bob Huggins to all win in the first round.
I expect my brackets to spontaneously burst into flames any second now.
Pick: Texas Tech

#3 Gonzaga vs. #14 Winthrop
Any school that sounds like the name of one of the Duke brothers from Trading Places is alright by me.
Pick: Gonzaga

#7 West Virginia vs. #10 Creighton
The Mountaineers won ten straight games to open the season, then lost six of their next seven. They turned it around by winning ten of their last 14 contests, but a late-season loss to Seton Hall hurt WVA’s chances at an at-large berth. It took two Big East Tourney wins to get John Beilein’s team in, and now people are looking at them as a sleeper out of the West.
Not me. I’ve been burned picking Creighton before, but you’ll excuse me if I can’t get excited about a team that depends on a guy named Pittsnogle.
Pick: Creighton

#2 Wake Forest vs. #15 Chattanooga
In his pre-game pep-talk, Mocs coach John Shulman better tell his players that when Chris Paul is around, they should stop and cover their Nooga’s.
Pick: Wake Forest

2nd Round
#1 Washington vs. #8 Pacific
Originally I picked Pacific to win this game; not because I don’t trust the Huskies, but because it’s been so long since I’ve seen any team named “Washington” have any degree of success in the postseason.
Pick: Washington

#4 Louisville vs. #5 Georgia Tech
This will be the most anticipated 2nd round match-up in recent memory.
Louisville is an enigma wrapped in red They finished 29-4 out of Conference USA, including wins in 18 of their last 19 and feature three players (Taquan Dean, Larry O’Bannon and all-world forward Francisco Garcia) who average over 14 points a game.
However, Louisville hasn’t beat any team this season that is currently in the Top 25 (they knocked of Cincinnati and Charlotte, both of whom were ranked when they played, but aren’t now) and wasn’t tested too much in C-USA.
Georgia Tech, after their run in the ACC Tournament, picked up a lot of bandwagon members, but I’m still suspect of the Yellow Jackets.
Luke Schenscher has regressed this season, losing the much-needed aggressiveness he found during last year’s title game run.
Obviously the injuries of B.J. Elder and Jeremis Smith derailed Tech in the middle of the season, but they were at full strength in the ACC’s and looked like the team that started out the season ranked in the AP Top 5.
Jarrett Jack is playing the best basketball of his career (If he didn’t play in a conference with Chris Paul, Raymond Felton and guys on Duke, Jack would be considered one of the best point guards in the country. As it is, he barely made second-team All-ACC), but that wasn’t enough to cover for Will Bynum’s miserable game in the ACC Final.
Tech can’t afford to have Elder or Bynum hit a cold-snap in their second round match-up, or else they’ll be returning to Atlanta a lot earlier than last season.
Pick: Louisville

#3 Gonzaga vs. #6 Texas Tech
Bob Knight has said he detests playing games at high altitudes because it gives some teams an unfair advantage.
Luckily for Knight, his Red Raiders won’t have to worry about the thin air of Albuquerque.
Pick: Gonzaga

#2 Wake Forest vs. #10 Creighton
Chris Paul won’t let Skip Prosser blow this one.
Pick: Wake Forest

Sweet 16
#1 Washington vs. #4 Louisville
I, along with the rest of the free world, also have Washington losing in the Sweet 16. But this could be a St. Joe’s situation where the Huskies defy low expectations and make a solid run into the Elite Eight.
Pick: Louisville

#2 Wake Forest vs. #3 Gonzaga
Whichever coach loses this game will begin to hear whispers of “can’t win in March”. When I close my eyes and picture the outcome of this game, it’s tough to imagine Wake Forest winning. After all, they lost last year in the Sweet 16 to a mid-major dynamo.
The focus will be on the guards in this game – Derek Ralvio vs. Chris Paul, but the battle inside (Ronny Turiaf vs. Eric Williams) will decide the game.
I’ll pick Wake, but with caution.
Pick: Wake Forest

Regional Final
#2 Wake Forest vs. #4 Louisville
If this game ends up happening, I’d probably pick Louisville. But since the Cardinals could easily go down to Georgia Tech in the second round, I’ll stick with my Deacs to represent the Westside in the Final Four.
West Champion: Wake Forest

East Region (Syracuse)

#1 North Carolina vs. #16 Oakland
Billy Beane is good, but he’s not that good.
Pick: North Carolina

#8 Minnesota vs. #9 Iowa State
Even Bill Raftery would have a hard time getting up for this enthralling contest.
Pick: Iowa State

#5 Villanova vs. #12 New Mexico
Every one of New Mexico’s starters average ten or more points a game, led by super-forward Danny Granger who’s as good on the defensive end as he is on the offensive.
But, the Lobo five won’t be enough to handle Randy Foye, Curtis Sumpter and Allan Ray, who can shoot teams out of the building (just ask Kansas).
Excluding a 15-point loss to Syracuse back in February, Nova’s other six losses are by a total of 17 points.
Pick: Villanova

#4 Florida vs. #13 Ohio
W’s two favorite states go head-to-head in the Battleground Showdown. CBS will call the game for Ohio midway through the second half, but will then retract their projection after a furious Gator rally narrows the gap. A premature concession speech by Bobcats coach Tim O’Shea will cause CBS to name Florida the winner sometime early Saturday morning, but after 24 hours of legal wrangling, it will take a Sunday vote by Sportscenter’s ‘Fact or Fiction’ panelists to determine, once and for all, the game’s final victor.
Pick: Florida

#6 Wisconsin vs. #11 Northern Iowa
Is anybody else surprised that the dude on Wisconsin who looks like he tried out for The Beatles is still in college? I could have sworn he was on the team when Wisconsin went to the Final Four back in 2000. That guy is like a midwestern version of Jason Kapono.
Pick: Northern Iowa

#3 Kansas vs. #14 Bucknell
Don’t be shocked if Bucknell springs the upset.
I’m serious.
Pick: Kansas

#7 Charlotte vs. #10 North Carolina State
Bobby Lutz’s ‘70s porn-star mustache hasn’t helped the 49ers in recent Tournaments, but maybe his previous experience makes him uniquely qualified to give Julius Hodge tips on how to ice his boys after receiving a direct crotch-punch.
Pick: North Carolina State

#2 Connecticut vs. #15 Central Florida
Not even Daunte Culpepper could help the Golden Knights in this one.
Pick: Connecticut

2nd Round
#1 North Carolina vs. #9 Iowa State
It’s 12:05 on Thursday and I’m filling in all the gaps here. Bear with me.
Pick: North Carolina

#4 Florida vs. #5 Villanova
You have to like a team that features Yannick Noah’s son, but I can’t get on-board with the Gators mainly because UF has lost to lower seeded teams in each of the four tournaments since their 2000 National Championship apperance.
Pick: Villanova

#3 Kansas vs. #11 Northern Iowa
Northern Iowa took eventual runner-up Georgia Tech to the wire in last year’s first-round. But two straight upsets is a little much to hope for this season.
Pick: Kansas

#2 Connecticut vs. #7 Charlotte
The key to Uconn’s run will be the effectiveness of guard Rashad Anderson, who missed seven games late in the season with a skin abscess on his leg.
Anderson returned for the Big East Tournament, whereupon his Huskies were promptly run out of the Garden by Syracuse.
Charlotte shouldn’t give Connecticut any problems, but if the Huskies struggle here, it could be a harbinger of things to come.
Pick: Connecticut

Sweet 16
#1 North Carolina vs. #5 Villanova
Here’s why I don’t think UNC is a shoo-in for the Final Four:
1) Raymond Felton struggles in games where he’s defended by a quick point guard.
2) UNC forgets about Sean May for large stretches of time.
3) Rashad McCants is a headcase.
4) Roy Williams is one or two heartbreaking losses from getting to Lucci/Mickelson status. And who doesn’t want to see that?
Pick: North Carolina

#2 Connecticut vs. #3 Kansas
Kansas hasn’t been ranked behind Uconn in a single AP poll this season. So don’t call this an upset.
Pick: Kansas

Regional Final
#1 North Carolina vs. #3 Kansas
The one thing that UNC would have going for it in this game is that there would only be 48 hours of hype before tip-off, which is good for Roy Williams because if he had to think about this game for a week, he’d be liable to go McCants on his team.
The Roy Williams against his old team story-line would dominate the pre-game headlines, but UNC-Kansas would also feature two of college basketballs’ three winningest programs and a front-line match-up for the ages in Sean May vs. Wayne Simien.
Despite all the hype, the Tar Heels have not performed well in big games this season, losing in their only meeting against Wake Forest and twice struggling mightily against an inferior Duke team. A regional final match-up against their coaches old team is about as big as it gets, and I don’t think UNC has the mental toughness to withstand the heat.
They might be the most talented team in the country, but the last time the most talented team won the title was back in 2002.
East Champion: Kansas

South Region (Austin)

#1 Duke vs. #16 Delaware State
How much money would you pay to see a Delaware State win? Realistically, I think I’d pay $800 for such a pleasure. And I’d throw in $200 more to see J.J. Redick cry himself to sleep in Lee Melchionni’s arms.
Pick: Duke

#8 Stanford vs. #9 Mississippi State
Normally this is where I rip on Mike Montgomery and his poor Tournament coaching performances, but Montgomery’s not with Stanford anymore so I’ll just rip on his decision-making ability (Golden State? Not even Tony Bennent would decide to coach them) and ability (it looks like the old adage is true: Overrated in college, overpaid in the pros).
Pick: Mississippi State

#5 Michigan State vs. #12 Old Dominion
Even though I knew Manhattan would beat Florida last year, I jumped off that upset-train because it was the trendy pick, and if you’ve read this blog for any amount of time, you know I hate trends just as much as I hate guys named J.J.
ODU is the trendy upset pick this time, and I’m going to pick it, even though MSU always seems to do well in the Tournament.
Pick: Old Dominion

#4 Syracuse vs. #13 Vermont
Of all the poor seedings (Washington, Louisville, George Washington), Vermont’s is the most despicable. All the Catamounts did was everything they could in order to impress the selection committee this year.
They traveled to Kansas (where they almost won) and North Carolina, went 16-2 in their conference and won their conference tournament. They had an RPI of 21 and finished 4-3 against the RPI Top 50.
Essentially, Vermont did everything that was asked of them this season, and more, and was given a pitiful #13 seed for their trouble.
Way to go NCAA, that’s a great message to send to small-major teams from one-bid conferences: No matter what you do, who you play and how many wins you get, you can’t get any higher than a #13 seed. Iowa can lose 11 games and still grab a #10. UAB can go 0-5 against the Top 50 and snag an #11. But one-bid conferences are a disgrace to the NCAA and don’t deserve to be in the Tournament, so we’re going to spit on Vermont’s season and disgrace them and the America East conference and all other one-bid leagues by awarding a very good team with a very bad seed.
Shame on you.
Vermont should be a #9 or #10 seed and have the opportunity to win a first round game. They still could, but Hakim Warrick will likely be too much for Taylor Coppenrath and company.
Pick: Syracuse

#6 Utah vs. #11 UTEP
Bogut, me and the Three Tenors could win this game.
Pick: Utah

#3 Oklahoma vs. #14 Niagra
I wonder if Calvin Murhpy will be in attendance. If he is, I hope he reserved an entire section of seats so he can bring all his illegitimate children to watch Niagra’s first NCAA appearance since Murphy himself led them to the dance in 1970.
Pick: Oklahoma

#7 Cincinnati vs. #10 Iowa
What a quandry. Do I pick a Bob Huggins team in March (which is like picking an Ashton Kutche movie on Oscar night) or take an Iowa team that has lost its best player and is now forced to start five guys from Iowa.
This goes against all my Tournament tenets, but here goes:
Pick: Cincinnati

#2 Kentucky vs. #15 Eastern Kentucky
For some reason this game, and not Pacific/Pittsburgh will be the first Tournament game broadcast in the D.C. area. I guess somebody at WUSA has a little crush on a certain Kelenna Azubuike.
Pick: Kentucky

2nd Round
#1 Duke vs. #9 Mississippi State
I like how Shavlik Randolph went from being a McDonald’s All-American in high school to being proof that Coach K is an amazing coach because he can win with a stiff like Randolph in the lineup.
Pick: Duke

#4 Syracuse vs. #12 Old Dominion
They might not beat Syracuse, but I love their root beer.
Pick: Syracuse

#3 Oklahoma vs. #6 Utah
The Sooners rely on Kevin Bookout and Taj Gray for a bulk of their scoring, but with Andrew Bogut clogging up the middle, Oklahoma will have to find points for other sources.
It won’t happen.
Pick: Utah

#2 Kentucky vs. #7 Cincinnati
The next step for Bob Huggins is getting a DUI whilst dressed Alex P. Keaton.
Pick: Kentucky

Sweet 16
#1 Duke vs. #4 Syracuse
Hakim Warrick and Craig Forth will occupy Shelden Williams, and a cold J.J. Redick will shoot his way out of the Tournament.
Pick: Syracuse

#2 Kentucky vs. #6 Utah
Kentucky struggled against LSU’s big men in the SEC Tournament, mainly due to their inability to switch out of their man-to-man coverage.
The Wildcats won’t be able to contain Bogut, who will lead the Utes to their first Regional Final since 1998, when they went to the Championship Game.
Pick: Utah

Regional Final
#4 Syracuse vs. #6 Utah
Every year in Tony Kornheiser’s NCAA Tournament preview, Jim Boeheim predicts the winners, and does am amazing job, usually getting it right. This year he hedged a bit when predicting who would come out of the South, which is good enough for me.
(In 2003, when Syracuse won, Boeheim didn’t make a pick for the first time in 20 years.)
South Winner: Syracuse

Final Four

#2 Oklahoma State vs. #2 Wake Forest
The Deacs haven’t been in the Final Four since 1962. Just like Maryland in 2001, they’ll get out to an early lead in this one, struggle late and spend an offseason wondering what might have been.
Then, Chris Paul will return for his junior season and the Deacs will cut down the nets next April in Indianapolis.
Pick: Oklahoma State

#1 North Carolina vs. #4 Syracuse
In some pools I have Kansas in this game instead of UNC, but either way, whoever comes out of the East will beat Syracuse and advance to the National Championship game.
Pick: North Carolina

2005 National Championship
#1 North Carolina vs. #2 Oklahoma State
In a battle of “close but no cigar” coaches, Sutton, on the strength of a sublime effort from John Lucas III, wins his first title over Roy Williams and the Tar Heels.
National Champion: Oklahoma State

Bracket Thoughts

- How depressing must it be for all the broadcasters and analysts at ESPN to be forced to watch the entire NCAA Tournament on CBS after spending the entire season as the main network of college basketball?
It’s like dating a girl for a long time, experiencing the highs and lows of a relationship, finally getting engaged and then on the way down the aisle on your wedding day you get cold-cocked by Clark Kellogg (wearing a better looking tux) who replaces you for the ceremony, reception and honeymoon.
Not only does ESPN suffer the indignity of listening to Gus Johnson call a regional final, but they also are stuck broadcasting the Women’s NCAA Tournament, which is like taking care of your pseudo-wife’s ugly bridesmaid while she and Clark are off gallivanting in Barbados.
I guess it’s for the best that ESPN doesn’t broadcast the NCAA Tournament. The mere thought of Dick Vitale calling a Final Four game involving Duke would probably cause my TV to jump off its stand.

- From a purely logistical standpoint, Wake Forest should be livid over its treatment from the NCAA Selection Committee.
First, Wake’s ACC quarterfinal loss to N.C. State was treated as an ordinary defeat by the committee, despite the fact that Wake’s All-American point guard was in street clothes for the game. Had Paul’s absence been taken into account, Wake would have likely received the #1 seed they deserved. Instead, Duke, a team that finished a full two games behind Wake Forest in the ACC, leapfrogged the Deacs for the top seed and the ever-important first-round trip to Charlotte.
Some say that the committee shouldn’t have given Wake Forest a break because Paul was suspended, not injured. But those that say that are probably the same idiots that voted for J.J. Redick as National Player of the Year and call Shelden Williams “The Landlord” without any hint of sarcasm.
It doesn’t matter why Paul didn’t play against State, it just matters that he didn’t.
Chris Paul played in each of Wake’s first 30 games and will play in every other game Wake has until their season concludes. He is clearly the team’s most important player, which became absolutely clear during Wake’s loss to the Wolfpack. That Chris Paul sat out that game because he played patty-cake with Julius Hodges’ marbles is no different than if he had been out with a bum ankle.
Either way, his absence clearly effected the game’s result. The selection committee needed to factor that into their seeding process, but didn’t, most likely because of the fact that Paul was serving a suspension.
It’s not the committee’s job to be college basketball’s morality police though. They exist to best arrange the field of 65, and that includes making sure the four most deserving teams receive #1 seeds. They failed in that job this year, and will know it when Washington loses before the Regional Final.
Wake also got jobbed when they were sent to Cleveland for the first two rounds and then (if they should advance) to Albuquerque for the Regionals. No other #1 or #2 seed will have to travel that far to their respective sites.
But, like I said on Monday, Wake has no reason to complain since they were put in a winnable bracket with teams that they match up very well against (up-tempo teams with defensive weaknesses).

- I truly hope last night’s NIT home loss to Holy Cross (!) will, once and for all, shut up all the Notre Dame fans (and Dickie V) who loudly complained about the Irish’s NCAA Tournament “snub”.
Go ahead and break out the excuses for ND’s loss - “the team couldn’t get up for an NIT game knowing that they should be in the NCAA’s” or “the turn-around was so quick that they couldn’t scout the Crusaders” or “the players were still temporarily blinded from staring directly at Digger Phelps’ ties” – but the best way to deal with a Tournament snub is to go far in the NIT and Notre Dame didn’t even have a second-half lead against a team from the Patriot League.
The Fighting Irish were handled on their own court by a Holy Cross squad that was probably more deserving of an at-large bid than them, and now will be left to ponder what might have been if they had won just one more game down the stretch (most likely a first-round loss to Creighton), what the hell happened to Chris Thomas’ career (I think he had an acute case of Gilchristosis) and why on earth they hired a Dukie to be their head coach (Quin Snyder, Mike Brey, Tommy Amaker, Jeff Capel: All Coach K disciples, all coaching in the NIT - except Amaker, whose Michigan team didn’t even make it that far).
Well at least the football team is good in South Bend.

- I know a guy who picked Southern Illinois to make it to the Elite Eight last year.
On the surface this might sound surprising, but when you consider that this is the same guy who was once asked to leave a girl’s dorm room because, “his hair was too wild” and also had to go to the Winston-Salem police station one night in order to bail out a friend whilst dressed as Alex P. Keaton, it becomes less and less startling.
Back to the APK incident for a moment; once at the police station, a sergeant asked him where he was coming from, to which he replied “a costume party”. When the cops asked him what he was dressed as, he had to explain his outfit to them, which he did whilst running his hands through his hair and saying “uhhh, Mallory” in a high-pitched voice.
He also founded the fun way and once dated A. Rod’s niece.
This year, I am greatly anticipating getting my first peek at his bracket. Who will his sleeper be in 2005? I’ve heard him mention Louisiana-Lafayette, or maybe he’s a Taylor Coppenrath man. Too bad Virginia is not in the Tournament, since this guy is a sucker for white guys with thin mustaches, a la Jason Cain.
Sorry for the brief bio, but gentleman I am speaking of has pointed out that I’ve mentioned his So. Illinois pick at every conceivable opportunity, so I thought I’d do it again.
Who is this mystery man?
You guessed it folks… It’s not Frank Stallone, it’s The Wolfman.

- Almost every other bracket thought I’ve had today relates to tomorrow’s entry when I’ll give my game-by-game predictions for the entire Tournament.
Come on back early Thursday for a breakdown of all 63 games as the Internet’s most comprehensive NCAA Tournament basketball preview goes out with a bang (and a J.J. Redick whimper).

Bracket Tips

Opinions on how to fill out your NCAA brackets are like embarrassing drunken stories – everybody, except the Amish, has one.
The problem with bracket tips is that everyone claims to be an expert because they’ve read a one-paragraph summary of Oakland’s season and watched the ESPN Bracketology special. Everybody has can’t-miss teams and potential sleepers today, but by Friday they’ll have forgotten about them and jumped on another bandwagon.
In reality, nobody can predict the NCAA Tournament with any real degree of accuracy and that’s what makes the thing so damn fun.
To be successful with your brackets you don’t need to read every single statistic and analyze game-film, you just need to combine a little bit of knowledge with a little bit of analysis and then hope you step in a big pile of lucky.
Go on any one of the three major sports sites on the Internet (ESPN, SI and Sportsline) and you’ll be deluged with information ranging from the size of Montana’s center to the three-point percentage of Creighton’s backcourt. Just like with any piece of info, you’ll be able to skew the data anyway you choose. If you want to believe that Ohio can beat Florida, you’ll likely find a way to justify your prediction. If not, it won’t be difficult to rationalize selecting Florida instead.
Sifting through all the data, info, predictions, analysis and stories is a daunting task. How can you separate the good tips from the bad ones, the pertinent info from the worthless? You can’t, that’s why you should keep your research to a minimum. Identify the best teams in the major conferences and at least three or four mid-major upstarts and go from there.
Listen to what experts have to say, but, as you’ve learned from an early age, don’t believe everything you read (or hear). This week everyone will say that there’s no way a #2 seed will lose in the 1st round this year (as if those monumental upsets are ever expected), or how Illinois is a lock for the Finals (just like Kentucky was last year).
One analyst will guarantee that Wake Forest will come out of the West (I am still refusing to call the regions by their location names) and another will be just as sure that Louisville will come out of that region.
But nobody really knows, and therein lies the beauty of March Madness: Anything can happen, and usually does.
A #2 seed could easily lose, it’s happened four times before. And there is no such thing as a lock for the Final Four as Kentucky has proven the past two seasons.
Did anybody think that Coppin State would beat South Carolina a few years back? How many people really predicted that Syracuse would cut the nets down in 2003? I’m sure there is a lot of people that claim they did, but few that are actually telling the truth.
The point is, if being knowledgeable about college basketball translated into NCAA pool success, then Digger Phelps and Andy Katz would predict all 63 of the games correctly. Instead, both analysts were in the 20th percentile on ESPN.com’s Tournament Challenge last year, finishing behind people that couldn’t name the North Carolina coach if you gave them the “R” and the “O”.
It’s a cliché, but in so many office pools the secretary who has never watched college basketball and thinks that Gonzaga is the new Viagra competitor often wins.
Why? Because there is no right way to make the picks. I’ve watched a lot of college basketball this season, probably more than 95% of the people I will be competing against in various pools. Yet, I’ll probably finish up somewhere in the middle of the pack.
Why?
Because the only thing predictable about the NCAA Tournament is its unpredictability.
And that’s what makes March Madness so wonderful. If each of the four top seeds advanced to the Final Four every season, filling out brackets and watching the 1st and 2nd round games wouldn’t be as fun. The one-and-done format of the Tournament lends itself to high drama, stunning upsets and intense pressure of every single possession. And that, in turn, makes filling out brackets an exercise in guesswork, at best.
With that word of warning, I now will offer some tips on how to have a great looking bracket on Thursday morning turn into a mediocre bracket by Thursday night.

- Be wary of picking too many big upsets. Me giving out this advice is like Courtney Love being the keynote speaker at a Just Say No! rally, but this year I plan to tone down my upset zeal. Really, I do.
In years past I always picked a lot of shockers. Sometimes it works; I remember the glorious run of the Kent State Golden Flashes to the Elite Eight in 2002 and basking in the praises of my peers for such a clairvoyant pick. But for every Kent State on my resume, there are about 40 Michigan States, a #10 seed I thought would make a deep run in that same 2002 tourney, but ended up being out of the tournament at 2:30 on the first Thursday. The Wolfman knows what I’m talking about; he had Southern Illinois in the Elite Eight last year. They lost in the first round.
You’re better off having a few upsets early (#12 over #5 has happened in 13 of the past 14 years) and then picking a sleeper team that falls in the #6 to #10 range to make it to the Sweet 16, but nothing more than that. Look at it this way: If you pick a big upset and it doesn’t pan out, you’re brackets will be crippled. If the upset does happen, it won’t kill you since nobody else in your pool is likely to pick it anyway.
Keep the upsets to a minimum and choose your Sweet 16 teams carefully, peppering in a #10 seed (there always seems to be a #10 over #2 upset) along with a mostly chalk bracket. This leads me to the next tip…

- In the later rounds, ignore seedings. Washington is a good team, even if they didn’t deserve a #1 seed. But in a game against Wake Forest or Gonzaga on a neutral floor, the Huskies would probably be the underdog.
Wake finished 13-3 in the brutal ACC and was ranked in the top five of the polls for most of the season. Washington, on the other hand, hovered outside the top 10 during the year and suffered four losses in the mediocre Pac-10. Both are great teams, but a Wake win wouldn’t be considered an upset, and you shouldn’t look at it as one.
A handy rule is, if the seeding difference is three or less, an upset it’s not, I must profess.
(Sorry, I read Horton Hears a Hoo to some kindergartner's earlier.) Kansas has spent the entire season ranked higher than Connecticut, yet they are a #3 seed in the East, compared to UConn’s #2. If Kansas wins, some might consider it an upset, but in actuality, it will be one good team beating another.
This is similar to the next rule…

- Don’t be scared of picking numerical upsets, particularly in first round 8/9 and 7/10 games. A few years back Maryland, as a #5 seed, played College of Charleston (#12) in the first round. At the time Maryland was ranked #22 in the nation while Charleston was #14 in the polls. This is an extreme example (CoC won, mainly because Gary Williams spent the entire week complaining about the match-up), but oftentimes you’ll find 10 or 11 seeds who are more highly regarded than the 6 and 7 seeds they are playing.
If N.C. State had played Charlotte two months ago, a 49ers win would have been considered an upset. On Thursday, a State win would get that distinction, even though the teams are evenly matched. Don’t fall into that seeding trap.

- Pick three out of the four #1 seeds to make it to the Elite Eight. This is usually a pretty safe bet, even though it didn’t happen last year (Kentucky and overrated Stanford were knocked off before the Regional Finals). But, from 1997 to 2003 there was only one year when less than three top seeds advanced to the final eight.

- Buck conventional wisdom. Let’s tie this tip into the last one. Washington, like St. Joe’s last year, has become everyone’s favorite bracket punching bag. On ESPN.com 68% of people believe that Washington won’t even see the second weekend. This is reminiscent of what happened to St. Joe’s. But, the Hawks showed they were worthy of their lofty ranking and came within a Jameer Nelson jumper of advancing to the Final Four.
Think of the advantages if you pick Washington to go to the Final Four and they end up making it. You’ll have a huge advantage in your pool since everybody else probably will have them losing to Georgia Tech or Louisville.
It’s funny – if Washington was a #3 seed in this region and Wake and Gonzaga moved up a seed each, the Huskies would likely be considered a sleeper. But because a lot of people are turned off by their high seed, Lorenzo Romar’s team is thought of as overrated.
That won’t matter once the ball is tipped. Washington has a good a chance as any to make it to St. Louis. If you pick them to make it, you could find yourself rolling in the dough Indecent Proposal-style in three short weeks.

- Conventional wisdom is a good thing. The prohibitive favorites for the 2000, 2001 and 2002 tournaments were Michigan State, Duke and Maryland. I don’t need to tell you who won those three tournaments.
Last year, most analysts believed that Connecticut was the team to beat if Emeka Okafor’s back held up. It did and Uconn won their second championship in six seasons.
There’s a reason why Illinois and North Carolina are the favorites this year: Because they are two of the best teams in the tournament.
My point: Don’t get cute with these picks. Illinois is 32-1 for a reason. UNC and Wake didn’t win over 13 ACC games by accident. They’re great teams. Even if you don’t believe in the invincibility of Illinois (like me) or think that UNC’s defense makes them vulnerable (like me), the first two rounds aren’t the time to test that theory. Play it safe and move those two to the Elite Eight, at the very least.

- Put at least one sleeper into the Final Four. Georgia Tech (#3 seed) in 2004, Syracuse and Marquette (both #3) in 2003, Indiana (#5) in 2002, Maryland (#3) in 2001 and North Carolina and Wisconsin (both #8) in 2000 are recent examples. Arizona, Louisville, Villanova and Syracuse are just a few of the mid-seeded teams that could easily find themselves in St. Louis in early April.

- Beware of trendy picks. Trendiness is for suckers and Sarah-Jessica Parker. I have been espousing the virtues of a unique offshoot of anti-trend philosophy since I began this blog 14 months ago, and my theory was proven correct this year in the NFL when I told you to stay away from the bandwagons of the Seahawks, Saints and Kevan Barlow at the beginning of the season.
The NCAA Tournament is a little different. Trendy teams tend to be highly seeded, and I’m obviously not going to tell you to stay away from the pink tie of the basketball world, Illinois (by the way, I started the whole pink tie craze when I was 14. Now I can’t wear my signature neckwear without looking like a tool. I wore one a few weeks ago and some broad said, “ooh, those ties are so in right now” to which I responded, “that’s ‘cause I made them in, baby. I make the trends.” She then asked if I owned a pair of Uggs and wore one of those Live Strong bracelets.) Anyway, try to avoid mid-seeded teams that a lot of people are picking to advance far.
Georgia Tech comes to mind, even though I like their style and picked them to win the ACC Tournament (did you see my picks by the way? I was one terrible Duke Edsall call away from nailing the entire tournament).
Florida is another team that has had to open up the second-level of its bandwagon, so watch out for them.
Both are streaky teams that could lose in the first round or advance to the Final Four. Be wary.

- Don’t read anything into the conference tournament losses. The only thing conference tournaments are good for is determining who is hot. Georgia Tech, for instance, is one of these teams. Yes, I said beware of them above, but they had a solid run through the ACC Tournament and seem to be playing well together for the first time all season.
On the flip side, Wake Forest, North Carolina, Kentucky, Connecticut and Kansas all suffered tough losses in their respective conference tournaments, but won’t be any worse for the wear come Thursday.

- Ignore the polls and the RPI. If you want to look at numbers, check out a team’s non-conference RPI and their cheerleaders. The non-conference RPI will give you insight into a team’s ability to change up their game (since teams in the same conferences tend to play a similar brand of ball), while looking at the cheerleaders will allow you to look at the cheerleaders.

- Under no circumstance should you ever listen to Dick Vitale. In fact, you should probably look at Vitale’s bracket and pick the exact opposite of what he does. (Note: Shockingly, Vitale picked Duke to make it to the Final Four. Amazingly, Vitale also has Duke winning his NIT pool and American Idol.)

- Beware of hyphenated schools. Sure, Farleigh-Dickinson might look and sound like a great pick (“well, I like Emily’s poetry and I did enjoy There’s Something About Mary and Kingpin, so that team MUST be good!”) but think about all the hyphenated celebrities you loathe. These include the former Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (I wasn’t even married to John Stamos like her, yet I still have considered taking Uncle Jesse’s last name. Come to think of it, how great would it be if her name had been Rebecca Romijn-Katsapalous) and Jean-Jacques Rousseau (let’s just say that my Philosophy grade sophomore year would have benefited if Mr. Anti-Private Property had kept his frog-thoughts to himself).
I even dislike people with hyphenated names that I’m supposed to like, like Nik Caner-Medley. I remember the first time I saw that tall drink of water I thought to myself, “man, I would hate this guy so much if he went to Duke.” And then I saw Lee Melchionni for the first time and realized how right I was.

- When in doubt, pick the team you like less. Here’s why: Let’s say I pick Duke to go the Final Four. Now, I don’t like Duke. Some might even go so far as to say that I hate Duke. Others would say that I believe, along with North Korea and Michael Eisner’s office, that Cameron Indoor Stadium is the most evil place on earth. A select few might venture a guess that if I had to choose between watching Duke win the Final Four or playing Julius Hodge in the off-Broadway play, “Memoirs of a Nad Puncher: The Chris Paul Story”, I’d immediately change my name to Julius, grow a wispy mustache, lose 90 pounds and start preparing for the NBDL.
But I digress. I don’t like Duke, but if I’m having a hard time figuring out whether to put Duke or Syracuse to get to the Final Four, I’ll pick Duke. That way, if those stuck-up preppies win, I can take consolation in the fact that it might end up winning me money. And if they lose, then I won’t be at all upset about losing money because it will mean that J.J. Redick will cry himself to sleep on the shoulders of Shavlik Randolph, and knowing that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Maybe Chris Carawell can send them a box of tissues when they lose, unless he’s not done crying about Duke’s 2000 loss to Florida. (A quick note: The day after that game (which was a Sweet 16 match-up) I went to visit a friend at Duke – I was a freshman at Wake Forest at the time. (And yes, I had a friend that went to Duke. I was in therapy for two years dealing with this, so I’d rather not go there.) Anyway, I borrowed my buddy’s Florida Basketball t-shirt and wore it to Durham and didn’t take it off for the entire weekend. (Note: I’m not a Florida fan, but was that weekend because anybody who beats Duke is solid with me.) Once on campus I would walk up to people, with my Florida t-shirt in full view, and ask how I could get Duke Final Four tickets or where I could buy a Duke Final Four hat. Other times I would ask random people the score of the game.
Amazingly, not one person said anything remotely creative or derogatory to me after my snide comments. Some even laughed. The worst I got were a few dirty looks and some mumbled comments as I walked away.
Now, if those Cameron Crazies were actually crazy, they would have chased me off campus. Instead I had the run of those losers for three days and they didn’t even break out a “how many national championships has Florida won?” What a bunch of pansies. But I digress.)
This rule works also for teams you like also. I want Wake Forest and Kansas to do well in the Tourney. Sure, it’d be sweet if they both made it to the Finals and I predicted they’d be there. But if I’m not sure, I’ll pick, say, Illinois and Syracuse.
So, if the Deacs and Jayhawks make it to the Championship, I’ll be so happy that it won’t matter if my brackets are screwed up. If they don’t, then I’ll still have a chance at winning some money. If I pick my favorite teams and they end up losing, then I’m doubly screwed.
Let’s call this the “Cut Your Losses” method.

- Don’t pick more than one school without a state in its name to be in the Final Four. This means, if you have Boston College, Wake Forest, Villanova and Duke coming out of their respective regions, you better get back to work.
Most years the Final Four is dominated by schools with states in their name like Michigan State, Connecticut, Kentucky and North Carolina. In fact, Duke, Marquette, Syracuse and Stanford are the only non-state named schools to make the Final Four since 1992. I bet you don’t find that statistic on ESPN.com. Take that Joe Lunardi!

- Don’t expect Texas Tech to be playing on the second weekend. Bobby Knight coached teams have not advanced past the 2nd round since his Indiana teams were wearing those short-shorts.
Also, in a little known piece of movie-trivia, Wesley Snipes’ famous line from Passenger 57 - “Always bet on black” – was originally scripted as “Never bet on Bob Huggins in the Tournament”.

- Try not to get too cute with your picks. Yeah, its fun to pick George Washington over Georgia Tech because you can’t get enough of Pops Mensah-Bonsu and it might be nice to put Penn in the Sweet 16 because your best friend Harry’s little brother Larry went there, but try to ignore those thoughts.
Picking upsets is overrated. Cinderella’s are great for the Tournament, but the clock always strikes midnight and if you’re stuck on the dance floor when your spiffy Sean Jean tux turns into that pit-stained Schweppes t-shirt you stole from a girl streaking the quad, you’re gonna lose your pool entry fee and all your self-respect if you let a red-headed, Syracuse-born Irishman win your pool (not that I’m bitter, Tim O).
Remember, it’s rare that a team seeded lower than #5 makes it to the Final Four (it’s happened thrice since 1992). So try to limit your upsets to the early rounds and don’t knock off any team you think has a good chance of advancing far.
If the mood to get sassy with your picks should strike you, try this method instead – fill in the teams you think will be in the Sweet 16 first. Then, work backwards and if you see an upset possibility in the first round, pick it.
For instance, if you think Syracuse is going to win their second round game regardless of whom they play, then consider taking Old Dominion to beat Michigan State. Since you have the ‘Cuse in the Sweet 16 anyway, you won’t lose too much if MSU should win the first round game, but you’ll get a nice leg-up on the competition if ODU springs the upset. It’s a nice risk-reward play.
This is especially key in pools that reward upsets. Which leads me to the next tip…

- Take a look at how your pool is being scored. Everybody has a different method for scoring. Some pools emphasize the Final Four so much that 1st round games are left relatively meaningless. In these pools, try to have as much of a chalk bracket as you can. In other pools, the points aren’t staggered nearly as much between the 1st Round and Final Four, so every game counts. In these, pick a few upsets and take a risk by advancing one of your sleeper teams to the Sweet 16. Other pools greatly emphasize upsets. When filling out brackets for this kind of pool, work backwards from the Sweet 16 like I suggested above.

- Pick a #1 seed to win the whole thing. In nine of the last 13 years, a number one seed has hoisted the Championship trophy on the first Monday in April. The past two years have bucked this trend, Connecticut won with a #2 last year following Syracuse, who won with a #3 the year before. But before that Connecticut, Michigan State, Duke and Maryland made it four straight years that a #1 seed went all the way.
If you don’t pick a #1 seed to win it, at least have two #1’s in the Final Four.

- Along with the “Cut Your Losses” method, here are some other ways to pick the outcome of that pesky game you can’t figure out:
1) Compare at the coaches. Example: Cincinnati vs. Duke. Bob Huggins vs. Mike Krzyzewski. One knows the alphabet, one gets stuck on that pesky L-M-N-O quadrant. Need I say more?
2) The tougher the mascot, the tougher the team. This is also known as the “Scott Van Pelt Theory”. The SportsCenter anchor, and Maryland alum, says when in doubt, figure out which mascot would win in a no-holds barred brawl. Example: N.C. State Wolfpack vs. Charlotte 49ers. This is tougher than picking between a Tiger and a Panther (Pacific/Pitt), but I think I would give the slight edge to State on this one. After all, Michael J. Fox, Justin Bateman (circa 1988) and Nick Streit could definitely beat up Jeff Garcia, Garrison Hearst and Eddie DeBartolo.
3) Ask yourself… What Would Uncle Jesse Do? (By the way, what the hell is ABC thinking premiering John Stamos’ new show Jake in Progress on the opening night of the NCAA Tournament? That’s like scheduling a Seinfeld reunion at the same time as the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
4) Look for signs. If you channel surf past Meet the Press and see James Carville on, you know that the University of Louisiana-Lafayette Rajun’ Cajun’s are the pick over Louisville. Maybe you open Sports Illustrated and read a story about the biggest NBA busts. If that’s the case, then Duke becomes your choice. Or lets say you run into my buddy Antzo on the street and you smell one of the 43 different colognes he owns. Then you can be confident that the school named after St. Mary, the patron saint of perfumers, will take you to the promised land.

- Don’t let your picks take away from your enjoyment of crazy upsets. If Alabama A&M is up late on North Carolina and you have the Tar Heels winning the whole thing, you still have to root for A&M even if it destroys your bracket. This is a law in 37 states and the District of Columbia. There’s nothing worse than not enjoying the celebration after a buzzer beater because you’re checking to see what it does to your brackets.

- Avoid listening to any bracket tips from people in your pool. If those tips were any good, why would they be giving them to you? There's nothing worse than switching a pick because of a 'sure-fire' tip from a friend and then watching that team lose to your original winner.

To all four of my female readers, don’t listen to any advice from guys. We are a manipulative, repulsive and deceitful gender, and any tip you get from us will likely be geared towards one day seeing you naked.
When you ask Frank from Accounts Payable who he has in the Austin bracket, here is the way the conversation will sound to you:

You - Who do you have winning Duke’s region?
Frank, from Accounts Payable - Well… long pause... Duke is alright, but I’m going with Kentucky. Their point guard is quick off the dribble and the way, um, Tubby Jones runs screens can trip-up defenses that don’t like playing a triangle-and-two.
You - Wow, that's sounds great! Thanks Frank.
Frank, from Accounts Payable - No problemo.

Now, here’s how the conversation plays out in Frank’s mind.

You - "Who do you have winning Duke’s region?"
Frank’s (from Accounts Payable) Inner-Monologue - Oooh, she's talking to me. And Tournament questions, no less. She needed a sports question, so she came to the most athletic guy in the office (adjusts cell-phone belt-clip). I don't blame her, I am studly (runs hand through thinning hair). I always knew she wanted me, but this confirms it… Bravo Frank, bravo you sly dog. You better do some laundry so you have clean underwear for later. And where did I put my going-out shirt? I hope it's not that crumpled up thing I saw in the hamper today. Shoot, I might have to buy some more Downey Wrinkle Release. And cat food. Oh crap, she’s waiting for an answer. Well, how should I play this? Do I act all aloof like I don’t care or dazzle her with my non-existent basketball knowledge? Well, she’ll never know if I’m just BS’ing her, so lets go with that.
"Duke is alright, but I’m going with Kentucky."
Oh crap, I don’t know any players on that team. Why couldn’t I have gone with Syracuse, I know Carmelo Anthony… Alright, think, think… Ahh, dammit. Just make something up.
"Their point guard is quick off the dribble and the way..."
DAMN! What’s the coaches name? Something weird… Porky?
Um...
No, that’s the movie… Bubby? Crap… TUBBY!
"Tubby Jones runs screens can trip-up defenses that don’t like playing a triangle-and-two."
WHEW! That was pretty good, I don’t know if that’s Tubby’s last name though. And thank goodness I played NBA Live with my roommate last week or else I never would have known that triangle-and-two stuff. I bet she’s impressed. She is smiling. Oh man, she so wants me. I definitely have to go gloat over in advertising. Alan's gonna flip when he finds out I'm gonna be hookin' up with (your name). OK, checklist for tonight: Barry White CD, wash my sheets, hide adult DVD’s, class up my fridge by replacing Natty Lite with Miller Lite. Ooh, that’s a good one. Frank, you handsome bastard, you are about to score. Act cool though. Act natural.
You - "Well, that sounds good. Thanks Frank!"
Frank’s, from Accounts Payable, Inner-Monologue - Time to ask her out. She wants you to ask her out. ASK HER OUT DAMMIT. Who asks an NCAA question if they don't want a little Frank-lovin'. And remember three months ago when she asked to borrow white-out? That was a sign! You're destined to be together. White-out! Come on! That's such a hint! Alright, do it. DO IT! Ask her out and don't say anything stupid.
No problemo.
NO PROBLEMO? What is this, 1986? Why didn't you ask her out? You pansy! It's all over for you now. Why don't you just get it over with and propose to J.J. Redick you loser. You blew it again. Way to go.
Alright, now that you've ruined this, try to save some dignity for a later date proposal. Let's walk away like you own the place, you know, save a little face. (Frank runs into a file cabinet, spilling hundreds of papers on the ground.)

Anyway, that’s what’s likely to happen if you ask some guy his opinion on the tournament. He won’t know what he’s talking about and you’ll not only have a new stalker, but terrible brackets.

- Come up with a clever team name for your entry. Anything that involves your last name, mascot of the college you attended, numbers, using a Z instead of an S (i.e. Boyz) or the words “fo shizzle” will not be tolerated.

- Most importantly, ignore everything you’ve just read. This is the only tip you should remember.

Happy bracketing!

Bracket Impressions

Empty brackets might just be the most beautiful things in the world, behind Catherine Zeta-Jones and any neon Popeye’s sign, of course.
Sixty-four spaces symmetrically converging into one? True art. It's a wonder that the man who invented the brackets isn't mentioned in the same breath as Michelangelo, Van Gogh, Picasso and the dude who draws Marmaduke.
Today I'll give my first impressions on the field of 65, beginning Chris's Sports Blog's four-part NCAA Tournament preview.
Come on back every day this week to www.chrischase.com for bracket tips, news, updates, analysis and venemous anti-Duke rhetoric.

Easiest Draw: Duke
What a shock that the #1 seed with the easiest road to the Final Four is Duke.
You would have thought that after the refs called a crippling foul on Jarrett Jack late in the ACC Final, despite the fact that Jack didn’t touch Redick (who should have been whistled when he pushed off Anthony McHenry), Duke was finished receiving favors from the NCAA. But that's just kooky talk! This is Duke! Their basketball team exists solely to receive beneficial calls from officials, easy draws in the NCAA Tournament and to help the school's student body cope when they discover that they are, in fact, gigantic losers.
So, in normal Duke fashion, they got an undeserved #1 seed and the easiest draw in the field, even though they were the 3rd ranked top seed. Duke got the worst #2 seed in their bracket (Kentucky) and the worst 8-9 teams (Stanford and Mississippi State) also. At this rate, by 2007 the selection committee will put Duke in the women's bracket for the first two rounds.
Dont' sweat Duke's easy draw though, they still won’t come out of the South.

Toughest Draw: Villanova
The ‘Cats are only a #5 seed, so they can’t do too much complaining about their difficult draw, but that doesn’t mean I can’t.
Villanova has to play Danny Granger and his dangerous New Mexico team in the first round, just to get to a match-up with Billy Donovan’s surging Florida squad.
If the ‘Cats, the most underrated team in the country at the moment, should dodge those two bullets, their reward is a match-up in Syracuse against everybody’s Tournament favorite North Carolina.
Whoever wins that game has the pleasure of facing either Uconn or Kansas in the Elite Eight.
Realistically, if Villanova were to win their first-round game and then advance to the Final Four, their game in St. Louis would be their easiest contest since the first round.
That, my friends, is the definition of a stacked region.

Team That Initially Could Have Complained About Their Seed: Wake Forest
When the Demon Deacons saw that the fourth #1 seed went to Washington instead of to them, I'm guessing the team wasn't too happy.
Chris Paul probably looked around for an uncovered groin to punch, Justin Gray likely got hurt and lay on the court for two minutes and Trent Strickland probably dribbled erratically or took an ill-conceived three-pointer.
For a moment there was no joy in Winston...

Team That Initially Could Have Complained About Their Seed, But Upon Seeing Their Bracket Should Have Written Letters of Thanks to the Selection Committee and/or Baked Them a Wide Array of Desserts: Wake Forest
Until the Deacs saw their draw.
Wake was put in the best position of a #2 seed, which they deserved since they were going to be the lowest rated #1 seed or the top-rated #2 seed, so it really didn’t matter whether or not they got the top spot. And for as much belly-aching as I’ve done about how Duke gets to go play their first-round games in Charlotte instead of Wake, in actuality, it wouldn’t have mattered all that much anyway.
The Deacs still would have stayed in a Charlotte hotel, meaning it would have been like a road game, and since there aren’t nearly as many Wake alumni as there are Carolina alums, the odds of Charlotte being rabidly pro-Wake would have been slim.
I still have some beef with Duke leapfrogging Wake to get a top seed despite the fact that the Blue Devils finished two full games behind the Deacs in the ACC regular season. It’s almost as if the selection committee threw away all their old rulebook which said that what happens in the conference tournament stays in the conference tournament and doesn’t have as much bearing on a team’s seed than the regular season. But, of course, when it comes to Duke the rulebook gets thrown out and is hastily rewritten so as to avoid any more Coach K on-court collapses.
Anyways, Wake Forest is in very good shape to come out of Albuquerque. Yes, they still have Skip Prosser as their coach, but a probable second-round match-up with West Virginia won’t scare Wake, nor will a Gonzaga or Texas Tech Sweet 16 game.
Wake might not have received the seed they wanted, but their draw more than makes up for it.
Louisville is another team that deserved a higher seed, but can’t be unhappy with their draw. The Cardinals, who some believed deserved a #2 seed got dropped down to a #4, but their placement in Washington’s side of the bracket should please Rick Pitino.

Stop Whining: Notre Dame
To listen to Digger Phelps and Dick Vitale last night on ESPN, one would have thought that the Fighting Irish were being deprived of a chance at a certain National Championship because of their Tournament “snub”.
But despite the protests of ESPN’s biggest homers, Notre Dame’s resume is solidly unimpressive and the team, like Maryland, failed to win an easy, must-win game early in their conference tournament that would have ensured an at-large berth.
It’s easy to pick on Northern Iowa and UAB (the two teams that made it in ahead of the Irish), and say that Notre Dame should have been in, but after considering a few facts, defending the Irish becomes a tad more difficult:
1) Notre Dame lost four of their last five games, including at home to mediocre UCLA and, most importantly, to Rutgers in a Big East Tournament play-in game.
You want in the big dance, ND? Beat Rutgers – Princeton and Air Force did.
The Scarlet Knights finished 2-14 in the Big East and you fools couldn’t get by them. You want to place blame for your “snub”? Look in a mirror (and at your Dukie coach).
2) The Irish’s non-conference strength of schedule ranked 278th in Division I. Northern Iowa was 81st and UAB was 131st.
3) Did I mention they lost to Rutgers?

Region Run-Through

Midwest (Chicago)
First Impressions: Illinois’ 32-1 record earned them the top seed in the entire Tournament, and they deserve to play close to home for both the opening-round games and the regional, if they should advance that far.
Oklahoma State was pegged by the committee as the 8th ranked team in the tournament due to their placement in Illinois’ region, which seems a bit low considering the Cowboys won the Big 12 and were in consideration for a top seed as recently as a week ago.

Best 1st Round Game: Southern Illinois vs. St. Mary’s
This one looks like it could have been played a few weeks back in ESPN’s Bracket Buster Saturday. Rarely does the selection committee pair two mid-major at-large teams together in the first round, usually opting for the classic ‘overachieving mid-major against underachieving BCS school’ match-up.

Best Upset Possibility: #13 Pennsylvania over #4 Boston College
BC has trouble when teams slow it down, which Penn will almost certainly do. If the Quakers can figure out a way to get by Craig Smith, they could steal the upset.

Best Possible 2nd Round Game: Arizona vs. LSU
Have you seen LSU’s freshman Glen Davis? He’s listed at 6’9, 310 and that’s probably being a bit conservative. His nickname is “Big Baby” because of his baby face, but if I were at LSU I’d attempt to change his name to “The Big Buffet” which is clearly a much better name. Alas, my goal would ultimately fail, much like my ill-conceived attempt to bring back the high-five in 2002.
Davis is so big that he would have made Shaq as an LSU freshman look like Emmanuel Lewis. Along with Brandon Bass, Davis forms a powerful frontcourt that will force Arizona to the perimeter, where they’ll have to contend with LSU’s speedy guards.
If Salim Stoudamire gets hot, look out. But if he’s off just a bit, we could be in for another Arizona second-round classic (and Lute Olsen early exit).

Worst Possible 2nd Round Game: Alabama vs. Boston College
Man, that 20-0 record seems a long ways off, doesn’t it Al Skinner?

Early Final Four Prediction: Oklahoma State
I think only me and one other person (Frank Redemer of Puyallup, WA) aren’t picking Illinois to go to the Final Four. I could very well change my mind by Thursday, but I love the way Oklahoma State plays and I’m intrigued with their perimeter defense.
I’ll get into my reservations about Illinois later in the week.

West (Albuquerque Region)
First Impressions: Initially I was dumbfounded by Washington’s #1 seed, but after looking over their resume a bit, I dialed down my criticism. The Huskies only finished one game behind Arizona in the Pac-10, but beat them in two out of three games, which puts them dead even. Unlike Duke, which finished two games behind Wake (they split the season series), but still managed to get a higher seed, Washington earned their spot.
That being said, Washington is one of the weaker #1 seeds in recent memory. Nate Robinson is a baller extradionaire, but he has yet to see the quality of guards that he’ll face if Washington should win a game or two. Carl Krauser, Jarrett Jack, Taquan Dean and Chris Paul are just a few of the players Robinson and Washington could see en route to the Final Four.

Best 1st Round Game: Pacific vs. Pittsburgh
Washington better scout this game hard, because either team could knock off the Huskies in the second round.

Best Upset Possibility: #14 Winthrop over #3 Gonzaga
Mark Few is a fabulous coach and deserves an immense amount of credit for turning Gonzaga into a national powerhouse.
That being said, the Zags don’t play well when they’re the favorites and that doesn’t bode well against a Winthrop team that played a difficult non-conference schedule (beating Providence).
That being said, don't pick Winthrop unless you want to contend with The Wolfman for worst NCAA pooler ever.

Best Possible 2nd Round Game: Georgia Tech vs. Louisville
If all goes to plan, this would be the best 2nd round match-up in the entire tournament. Both Tech and Louisville were mentioned as possible sleepers before the draw was announced, but now only one will advance to the Sweet 16. Look for the winner of this game to meet up with Wake Forest in the Elite Eight.

Worst Possible 2nd Round Game: Wake Forest vs. West Virginia
Not a terrible game, and one that WVA is quite capable of stealing. But this one reeks of a blowout, considering that the Mountaineers played a near-flawless game against Villanova on Friday night, yet still needed a bail-out call from the officials to beat a Wildcat team that played just alright.
But, whenever Skip Prosser coaches in the Tournament, anything can happen.

Early Final Four Prediction: Wake Forest
I can’t say I’m a fan of everybody and their mother (especially mine) picking Wake to go the Final Four, but looking at this bracket it’s tough to disagree.
Gonzaga could give the Deacs fits in the Sweet 16 (don’t forget that the Deacs lost to a mid-major in the Regional Semis last year), but I think Chris Paul will be on a mission this Tournament to prove his doubters and goods-punchees wrong.

East Region (Syracuse)
First Impressions: This is clearly the toughest bracket, but I’m not going to go as nuts as Jim Nantz, Dick Vitale and Andy Katz did when they saw this draw.
Yes, seeing the names North Carolina, Kansas and Connecticut in the same bracket is remarkable, but the latter two are deeply flawed teams that have struggled at points this season. (UConn early on, Kansas more recently).
Villanova, a team I had pegged as a dark-horse Final Four candidate before the brackets were announced, got a tough draw and could have difficulty getting out of the first round.

Best 1st Round Game: Charlotte vs. N.C. State
This could be Julius Hodge’s last game before he begins what promises to be a stellar NBDL career.

Best Upset Possibility: #12 New Mexico over #5 Villanova
Remember the name Danny Granger.

Best Possible 2nd Round Game: Villanova vs. Florida
Well, I didn’t say that Villanova was definitely going to lose. Still, I promise this is the last time I mention Villanova today.

Worst Possible 2nd Round Game: North Carolina vs. Iowa State
The winner of this game will likely play Villanova in the Sweet 16. Damn. OK, starting…….. now!

Early Final Four Prediction: Kansas
Unlike the rest of the free world, I’m not sold on North Carolina. Their defense is suspect and they go through long stretches where they forget about Sean May. A Kansas-North Carolina regional final will be one of the most anticipated basketball games in recent history and I just don’t trust Roy Williams to get the job done against his former, beloved team.
But, just like my OSU pick earlier, this one might very well change before Thursday.

South Region (Austin)
First Impressions: Next year I fully expect the NCAA to give Duke a waiver that allows Coach K to play six players at a time.

Best 1st Round Game: Syracuse vs. Vermont
Best Upset Possibility: #13 Vermont over #4 Syracuse
Most teams that advance far in the Tournament have an early-round struggle. This year, Syracuse could get taken to the wire by Taylor Coppenrath and the Catamounts, but could then run the table en route to St. Louis.
If Coppenrath can neutralize Hakim Warrick (a big if), then Vermont will have a great chance to win this game. Jim Boeheim’s zone will give Vermont fits, but Catamount guard T.J. Sorrentine can be expected to be patient and not force the ball in.
Syracuse received early scares in both 2003 and 2004, look for it happen again.

Best Possible 2nd Round Game: Utah vs. Oklahoma
If the Utes, led by probably #1 draft pick Andrew Bogut, can get by Kelvin Sampson’s Sooners, Cinderella might be on the lookout for a Mormon Prince Charming.

Worst Possible 2nd Round Game: Syracuse vs. Michigan State
This one has all the makings of an overhyped contest between two of the last five National Champions, but in actuality will probably be an ugly blowout considering that MSU isn’t too good this year.

Early Final Four Prediction: Syracuse
In my College Basketball Preview I picked Kansas, Wake Forest, Syracuse and N.C. State as my Final Four teams, and except for State, I’m going to stand by my picks. Duke will struggle since Larry Rose and Duke Edsell won’t be officiating their games and Kentucky was never all that good to begin with (next year, look out though).

Tomorrow: NCAA Bracket Tips
Wednesday: Tournament Thoughts
Thursday: Game-by-Game Predictions for all 63 Contests

Go ahead and get your NCAA Tournament fix at ESPN.com (I'll save you the trouble - Notre Dame was robbed of a guaranteed National Championship because they weren't given an at large berth, Duke and Washington absolutely deserve their #1 seeds even though they were a combined four games behind the winners of their respective conferences and North Carolina is so good they might as well give them the trophy now), but be sure not to touch your brackets until you come back to Chris's Sports Blog at noon for my initial impressions on the field 65, the first in a four-part NCAA Tournament Preview on this site.
On Tuesday you'll find some foolproof tips on filling out your bracket, Wednesday I'll regale you with thoughts on the upcoming Tournament and, finally, on Thursday I'll give my game-by-game predictions.
Other sites might have flashier graphics, feature more famous writers and contain actual information, but they don't hate Duke nearly as much as I. And that's gotta count for something.
See you at noon.

2005 ACC Tournament Preview

It's been 18 years since the ACC Tournament was held up north and to celebrate, the conference's northern-most team, Maryland, was eliminated 120 minutes into the event.
Now, four teams from North Carolina and one a piece from Virginia, Georgia and South Carolina (no, Virginia Tech doesn’t count as a team) will be left to battle it out in the Nation’s Capital for the 52nd ACC Championship.
My predictions:

Quarterfinals
#1 North Carolina vs. #9 Clemson
Sometime during Clemson’s rout of Maryland yesterday afternoon I posed the question, “has Clemson ever beat a team three times during a single season?”
It didn’t seem like too ridiculous of a question. In the past 25 years the Tigers have only a handful of NCAA Tournament appearances, so I figured that unless they had super-swept a team in either 1997 or 1990, there was a good chance that this year’s Terps were the first to suffer such an ignoble defeat.
However, Chris’s Spots Blog’s crack research team discovered that Clemson did in fact sweep a team in 1990 (Wake Forest, in the midst of the Deacs cellar-dwelling days of the late-‘80s) and Michael Wilbon on PTI asked the same question and found out that Duke was swept by Tree Rollins and Clemson in 1975.
So, I guess Maryland can take some solace in the fact that they weren't the first team to go down to Clemson three times in a season. It's the little things, right?
By the way, how in the name of J.J. Redick’s backne is Joe Lunardi still projecting Maryland as a Tournament team?
I’ve heard that the Terps two wins against Duke might be enough to push them in, but don’t you think that three losses against Clemson totally negates two wins against the Blue Devils? Hell, I thought two losses to Clemson did.
Maryland doesn’t deserve to go dancing. They should be playing Georgetown in the NIT in front of 13,000 at the MCI Center. But, with a bunch of bubble teams losing in the past few days (Georgetown, Notre Dame, Texas, Arizona State, DePaul, Arkansas and Vanderbilt among them), who knows what could happen.
Oh, this was supposed to be about North Carolina-Clemson? Well, my prediction from this game can be easily summed up:
January 19 – North Carolina 77 at Clemson 58
February 19 – Clemson 56 at North Carolina 88
‘Nuf said.
Pick: North Carolina

#4 Virginia Tech vs. #5 Georgia Tech
Watching Miami and Virginia Tech compete in the ACC Tournament is like seeing Schneider from One Day at a Time in the Miss America pageant. It’s ugly, ridiculous, makes a mockery of the entire proceedings and contains a few unsightly mustaches.
Pick: Georgia Tech

#2 Wake Forest vs. #7 North Carolina State
The old adage, “it’s tough to beat a team three times in one season” is as much of a crock as other whoppers like “if you sit too close to the TV you’ll go blind”, “don’t make a funny face or it’ll stay like that” or “driving with your feet is dangerous”. Lies, the four.
But in the case of Wake and State this year, it might be true.
The Demon Deacons have struggled with N.C. State in recent years, including a sweep at the hands of the Wolfapack last season and an ACC quarterfinals loss the year before. Five days ago Wake played their worst game of the year in Raleigh, going nearly 17 minutes without a basket in two different stretches, but still managed to eek out a win on Chris Paul’s runner at the buzzer.
But Paul, of course, won’t play in tonight’s game due to his attack on Jule’s Jewels (kudos to Spiro for that one) and will instead be replaced by senior sixth man Taron Downey.
Like I said earlier in the week, Paul is obviously one of the best players in the country, but the drop-off between him and Downey isn’t as large as some would think. Downey started most of his first two seasons at Wake and has been the most valuable sixth man in the conference backing up Paul over the past two years.
On offense, Wake should be fine without their sophomore leader. Where they will really miss him is on the defensive end. Ilian Evtimov has been scorching of late from downtown (10-19 in his last two games) and Wake couldn’t seem to cover him Sunday night. Without Paul’s speed to get to the perimeter in Wake’s zone, expect N.C. State to have a lot of open looks.
If the ‘Pack are hitting their shots, they’ll steal the game from Wake (and possibly deprive the Deacons of their #1 seed).
Emotion will play a large part in this contest. Wake’s players will be trying to win one for Chris Paul, whom they feel was unfairly criticized for his punch of Hodge which came after some classless State fans chanted “we killed your grandpa” to Paul, in reference to his grandfather who was beaten to death at his Lewisville, NC home one day after Paul had signed his national letter of intent to Wake Forest.
State, on the other hand, will want revenge on Wake for their two losses this season and for Paul’s use of Hodge’s crotch as a punching bag.
Wake has played well in big pressure situations all season while State has not, but on a neutral court in front or largely neutral fans, expect the emotion to die down a bit by the first TV timeout and for the players to avoid another brutal 55-53 brickfest like Sunday.
I am headed down to MCI Center in about 45 minutes to try to buy some tickets to tonight’s evening session and I expect to see Wake and State play an instant classic.
Unfortunately, I also expect to have a disappointing ride home on the Metro.
Pick: N.C. State

#3 Duke vs. #11 Virginia
Thank goodness UVA beat Miami last night. If there were two non-ACC teams playing on quarterfinal Friday I think I would have packed up my things, headed south and taken up NASCAR.
I actually like UVA’s chance at an upset tonight. It could be Pete Gillen’s last game and his players will be up for the – alright, I couldn’t get through that with a straight face.
Pick: Duke

Semi-Finals
#1 North Carolina vs. #4 Georgia Tech
In last year’s quarters Tech knocked off Carolina in an 83-82 thriller, which led Roy Williams to dismiss the ACC Tournament as meaningless.
Even though the Tournament doesn’t hold as much significance as it did when Roy played at UNC, he still has to want to win one. His Kansas teams always did well in the Big 8 (or Big 12) Tournament, so one would assume his Carolina squads would do the same.
Everybody will be salivating at the thought of a UNC-Duke final and it would be a great Selection Sunday match-up. But, I think Carolina will take a cue from their coach, dismiss the ACC Tournament as irrelevant and get knocked off early, just as Gary Williams’ Maryland teams did for years.
Pick: Georgia Tech

#3 Duke vs. #7 N.C. State
Next year when Boston College enters the ACC and not only ruins the conference logo but makes the ACC Tournament bracket look like it’s the women’s NCAA bracket from back in the day when they only took 48 teams, I’m not going to be a happy camper, which will pretty much resemble my attitude tomorrow when I’m watching State outplay Duke tomorrow while also witnessing the refs be Chris Paul to State's mini-Julius Hodge.
Pick: Duke

ACC Finals
#3 Duke vs. #4 Georgia Tech
If my predictions go as planned (which they won’t, by the way. I’m fairly proficient at picking regular season games, but when it comes to Tournament action, I’m about as reliable as that secretary in your office with lipstick on her teeth who makes her NCAA picks based on how many anagrams each school name produces), a Duke win today would bump the Devils to a #1 seed while knocking Wake to a #2 and likely send the Deacs to Nashville instead of Charlotte. (ESPN bracketologist Joe Lunardi has Wake as a #1 at the moment, but playing in Nashville, while Duke at #2 and playing in Charlotte. If that happens, Skip Prosser should storm the NCAA’s offices in Indianapolis with Chris Paul behind him swinging low and demand a change. It's one thing for Duke to get all the calls on the court, but to get to Charlotte instead of a local team with a better seed would be the pinnacle of Duke-love.
Of course, I am probably getting a little ahead of myself, since Lunardi is the same genius that still has Maryland in the NCAA Tournament.)
But I digress.
If Duke should make it to the Finals, they will be at a distinct disadvantage because of their lack of depth. Three games in three days with only six real players is bound to take a toll on the Dukies, especially big man Shelden Williams who has looked exhausted in recent games.
Georgia Tech will take advantage of that and Jarrett Jack will tear apart “underrated” Daniel Ewing en route to the Tournament MVP.
The Yellow Jackets will be this year’s Maryland (without the crazy, schitzo point guard) – a team that was on the bubble until the season’s final game, then, without much to play for, tore through the ACC Tournament like a tornado through a trailer park.
Unless, of course, they lose in four hours to Virginia Tech, which is possible because anything can happen in the ACC Tournament.
Pick: Georgia Tech

Come back Monday and all next week for wall-to-wall coverage of the NCAA Tournament.

Chris's Sports Blog ACC Season In Review

All-ACC First Team
G – Chris Paul – Wake Forest
G – J.J. Redick - Duke
F – Shelden Williams - Duke
F – Sean May – North Carolina
C – Eric Williams – Wake Forest

All-ACC Second Team
G – Raymond Felton – North Carolina
G – Guillermo Diaz – Miami
G – Jarrett Jack – Georgia Tech
F – Sharrod Ford – Clemson
F – Julius Hodge – North Carolina State

All-ACC Third Team
G – Justin Gray – Wake Forest
G – Robert Hite - Miami
G - Rashad McCants – North Carolina
F – Nik Caner-Medley – Maryland
F – Marvin Williams – North Carolina

After spending about two seconds figuring out the first four members of my All-ACC team, I figured the next 11 spaces would be just as easy to fill. But, much like my pre-season prediction that Illinois would be just another overrated Big Ten team, it didn’t take long to figure out how wrong I was.
Beyond the four definites on the team (Paul, Redick, May and S. Williams) there weren’t too many candidates that could boast All-ACC-type seasons.
Before you complain, let me explain the rationale for these selections.
1) I based my picks solely on ACC competition. So if you blew up for 42 points against Loyola of Maryland, that doesn’t show up on my stat sheets.
2) I have picked based on how players played basketball for those 16 games.
3) And most important, I have picked players (to the best of my ability) for each of the five positions on the floor. This means I won’t have four guards on my first team, like many an all-conference team tends to have.
Onto the explinations:
Raymond Felton has some gaudy statistics but was a non-factor in Carolina’s big games this year (he averaged 13 points and 3 assists in UNC’s three games against Wake and Duke). And the memory of Chris Paul handling Felton when Carolina traveled to Winston is still fresh in my mind, as is the point guard’s inability to get a shot off in the waning seconds in the Heels first meeting against Duke.
Guillermo Diaz, who finished second in the ACC in scoring average, was fantastic for the surprising Miami Hurricans and, unlike Felton, had his best performances against the conference’s top teams. But he never seemed to take a game overand put his team on his shoulders, so he too was relegated to second team status.
Jarrett Jack, like Diaz, had some impressive games, but suffered without B.J. Elder in the lineup and gets the second team nod because of that.
In the end I decided to go with Wake Forest’s Eric Williams as the final member of the first team. Williams, by far the most improved player in the conference, finished 10th in the conference in scoring, 3rd in rebounding and 2nd in field goal percentage. His play on the defensive end was vastly improved and he managed to stay out of the foul trouble that plagued him early in his career. As a team, Wake often forgets about Williams for long stretches, even if he has already established himself as a dominant presnce in the paint. If they didn’t, Williams could have averaged 20 and 10 for the ACC season. Wake will need Big E to put up numbers similar to that if they want to make a deep run in the NCAA’s.
I was sort of surprised that I had two players from Miami on this list. Diaz was a no-brainer while Hite, his backcourt mate, had a solid season as well.
Despite an intense effort to avoid bestowing a player from Maryland with a postseason honor, there was little choice but to put Nik Caner-Medley on the third team.
The last spot on the third team was the most difficult spot to fill. Jawad Williams would have merited serious consideration if the second half of his season was anything like his first-half. But he seriously tapered off in ACC play, playing abysmally in a handful of conference games, including a three-game stretch in the middle of the season where he scored a total of nine points.
Instead I went with Williams teammate, freshman Marvin Williams. Even though he was the first man off Carolina’s bench, Williams athleticism and late-season heroics were enough to get him a spot.

Chris's Sports Blog ACC Player of the Year
Sean May – North Carolina
A valid argument can be made for any of the four candidates for ACC Player of the Year.
Here goes:
- Chris Paul is the best point guard in the conference. The Wake sophomore was tops in the conference in assists, steals, assist-to-turnover ratio and three-point percentage (although he didn’t have enough attempts to qualify for the official title). When Paul takes over a game, there isn’t anybody in the conference (or country) who can defend him. His short-range runners are impossible to guard against and his court-vision is unparalleled. Along with Utah’s Andrew Bogut, Paul is one of the top pro prospects in the country.
- J.J. Redick owes his ACC scoring title to his above-average shooting ability. Well, that and the fact that he took more shots than anybody in the conference by a considerable amount.
The backne’d one was the only unanimous member of the All-ACC team and will likely be named ACC Player of the Year thanks to the prevalence of Duke-love in the ACC media. But Redick is simply a shooter and to give the Player of the Year award to a guy who only brings his better-than-normal shot to the table is like awarding the American League MVP to a designated hitter. Defense counts too and J.J. gets driven on more than the track at Daytona. It’s no mystery why Shelden Williams has so many blocks - Daniel Ewing and J.J. Redick play defense like they’re auditioning for the Phoenix Suns (and fraternize like they’re auditioning for permanent roles on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy) and, as a result, overzealous guards often find themselves out of control in the middle where they eventually get stuffed by The Landlord (which, by the way, is the most inappropriate nickname since somebody decided that Harold Miner was the second coming of MJ and, therefore, should be known as Baby Jordan).
It’s easy to believe Dick Vitale and think that Redick is the best shooter basketball has ever seen, the smartest man since Einstein and, behind Bono, the only hope the world has at living in harmony. But Redick isn’t even the best shooter in the conference, let alone the country.
J.J. (come on, his name is J.J. for crap’s sake! What is this, an episode of Good Times? Hell, even Jim J. Bullock wasn’t gay enough to go by J.J. and he made Liberace look like John Wayne) was 12th in the ACC in field goal percentage, behind other jump shooters like Jarrett Jack, Guillermo Diaz, Rashad McCants and Justin Gray. Redick didn’t fare much better in three point percentage, finishing behind such renowned long-range specialists as Ilian Evtimov, Zabian Dowdell, Carlos Dixon and Lee Melchionni. Taron Downey finished four spots ahead of Redick and he doesn’t even start for Wake Forest.
And in free-throw percentage, Redick’s alleged bread and butter (if you’ve watched one Duke game called by Dick Vitale this season, you’d have to assume that Redick is not only is the best free throw shooter ever, but also that he invented free throws) he finished a disappointing second in the conference behind Maryland’s Chris McCray. And when’s the last time you ever heard anybody talk about how great Chris McCray was from the line?
- Shelden Williams is a fantastic player and the following critique doesn’t change that at all. But, Williams success is 100% attributable to Mike Krzyzewski. Shelden doesn’t have as much talent as Sean May or the power of an Eric Williams. What he does have, however, is a coach that is smart enough to run his offense through his big man.
If Shelden (I’m going to call him Shelden from here on out as to not confuse anybody – speaking of names, what kind of name is Shelden? I’ve only known one person named Shelden and it wasn’t even a person nor did I know him – It was the egg from Garfield and Friends) was on Wake Forest he would have had worse numbers than Eric Williams because Skip Prosser, in his infinite coaching wisdom, wouldn’t have known how to use him. Under Roy Williams, Shelden would have been moving out of the lane more like Nick Collison. Like I said, this doesn’t take anything away from Shelden, it’s just an observation.
Anyway, Shelden had quality numbers in his ACC season. He finished 4th in scoring, 2nd in rebounding and 1st in both blocked shots and field goal percentage (remember, I’m using ACC stats only – if I wasn’t, Eric Williams has Shelden beat in FG%). But I went with Sean May because May performed better than Williams in games where each had to face a competent big man.
Shelden was outplayed by Eric Williams both times Duke met-up with Wake Forest, including giving up 19-13 to Big E in the their first meeting in Winston-Salem. In that game, Shelden was clearly outclassed by Eric, who posted-up on his Tobacco Road counterpart with ease.
Against UNC, Shelden played decently (just as he had against Wake) but allowed May to blow up for two huge double-doubles (23 and 18 at Duke and a remarkable 26 and 24 performance in the Dean Dome).
Coupled with the fact that May was near Williams in all offensive and defensive categories (except shot blocking (it’s also key to note that May plays on a team where five other guys can take over the action, while Shelden only has his backne’d friend to share the load with) gives the North Carolina star Chris’s Sports Blog Player of the Year.


Freshman of the Year
Marvin Williams – North Carolina
Would have won this award even if he hadn’t played, based solely on the fact that his full name is Marvin Gaye Williams.

Coach of the Year
Frank Haith – Miami
Seth Greenberg deserves some kudos for coaching Virginia Tech to the cusp of an NCAA Tournament berth, but most forget that VT had a decent final year in the Big East, finishing 7-9 in the conference and 15-14 overall.
Miami, on the other hand, was near the bottom of the Big East and was picked to finish last in their inaugural ACC season.
Instead Haith led the ‘Canes to a 7-9 conference record and his team hung tough with Wake Forest, Duke and Georgia Tech also.

All-ACC Disappointment Team
G – John Gilchrist – Maryland
G – Daniel Ewing – Duke
F – Travis Garrison – Maryland
F – Elton Brown - Virginia
C – Luke Schenscher – Georgia Tech

I was tempted to list the entire Maryland roster, but I suppose it’s not Ekene Ibekwe’s fault he’s Ekene Ibekwe.
Let me run through the rest of the list before I go off on Gilchrist.
Ewing, despite being labeled by Dick Vitale as the most underrated player in the country, is vastly overrated. It was assumed last year that he would take over from Chris Duhon with ease, but instead his first year as the Blue Devils starting point guard has been marred by inconsistency and poor decisions.
Ewing’s assist-to-turnover ratio is pathetic (although he has improved from last season) and all of his shooting numbers are the lowest they’ve been in his four years at Duke. Read that last sentence again. Yes, Ewing is averaging the most points he ever has, but that’s because he’s taking six more shots per game.
Travis Garrison was a McDonald’s All-American under Morgan Wootten at Maryland’s legendary DeMatha High School, but his three season with Gary Williams have made him look more like a Hardee’s All-City kind of guy. Garrison has good range, but with his size (6’8, 240) he should be posting-up more and giving the Terps the inside presence they so desperately need. Instead, he jogs around the perimeter looking for low-percentage jump shots. Don’t even get me started on his defense.
As for Elton Brown, at least he’s good at football. If he had simply gone 4-13 from the free-throw line in UVA’s game against Maryland, the Cavs would be NIT-bound (instead of needing a win tomorrow against Duke to qualify) and the Terps would have lost six straight to end the season. Instead Brown went 3-13 and Pete Gillen will likely walk off the court late tomorrow night at the MCI Center for the final time as UVA head coach.
Schenscher put some solid games together, but when the Yellow Jackets needed him most (during those nine games without B.J. Elder) the Australian didn’t come through.
Alright (cracks knuckles), time for (does some head spins) John (deep breath) Gilchrist.
One year ago at this exact moment, John Gilchrist was sinking the go-ahead free throw against 3rd seeded Wake Forest late in the quarterfinals of the ACC Tournament. A day later Gilchrist led the Terps, who had been down 22 in the first half, past N.C. State was a furious second half rally. What Gilchrist and the Terps did Sunday to Duke needs no retelling.
After that, Gilchrist was the toast of the ACC. His Tournament MVP award was going to be the catalyst for an All-American junior season, it was believed. Many in the D.C. area finally started to believe in the streaky and overly-emotional Gilchrist and were comfortable with the Terps point guard for the first time since Steve Blake called the shots. Even NBA scouts were buzzing about Gilchrist - if he could put together a junior season that resembled his ACC Tournament, he would be a first-round pick.
Gilchrist was the toast of the ACC. Little did anybody know that Maryland’s tournament run was the worst thing to ever happen to Gilchrist and the team and set forth a series of catastrophic events that led to the downfall of Maryland’s 2005 season, Gary Williams coaching career and life on earth as we know it (cue E! True Hollywood Story music).
Alright, maybe I’m overstating things a bit. But you get the idea – winning the ACC Championship was the worst thing to happen to John Gilchrist.
Afterwards, all the leaches, hangers-on, homeboys, agents and scouts were telling John how great he was and how he didn’t need Maryland. He briefly considered entering the NBA Draft as a sophomore before he was talked out of it by Gary Williams. But, the seed had been planted in Gilchrist’s head and it would prove difficult to remove.
From the start of the season Gilchrist played what can only be characterized as stupid basketball. When Maryland needed a good shot, Gilchrist would take a 3 with 26 on the shot clock. When the Terps needed to run, Gilchrist walked. When they needed to walk, he ran. His numbers stayed level, which was deceiving, since Gilchrist’s sophomore year was considered a disappointment until the ACC Tournament.
The decision-making was infuriating at times and led to a few run-ins with Gary Williams, which culminated in Gilchrist being benched for the entire second-half of Maryland’s game at Wake Forest.
In the Terps next game against Temple Gilchrist only managed four points in 37 minutes and a few days later against UVA he finished the game 3-14.
He never recovered.
He had some nice games, including a 19 point, 10 assist night against Duke but that was followed up by a 7 point, 2 assist performance three nights later versus N.C. State. In Maryland’s three losses to Clemson Gilchrist was a woeful 8-35 from the floor. Just like the Terps, Gilchrist could step it up against Duke, but struggled when he was expected to succeed.
His lack of hustle, poor shot selection and penchant for making the wrong pass at the wrong time have all but ruled out an early defection to the NBA (although one could imagine Gary Williams breathing a sigh of relief if Gilchrist decided to leave) so it looks like the embattled point guard will return to Maryland for his senior season.
Except for a three-game stretch last March, Gilchrist has been an average point-guard at Maryland.
It’s unreasonable to think he’ll be anything but next season as well.

Coach on the Hot Seat
Pete Gillen – Virginia
Earlier tonight, UVA’s Devin Smith was at the line late in the game trying to extend the Cavalier’s lead over Miami to four points. After missing his first attempt, Pete Gillen called a timeout to set his defense. I don’t buy into the whole ‘icing a shooter’ deal, but it is a bit strange to call a timeout with your player at the line. It’s particularly strange when it is your last timeout.
Sure enough, a few seconds later freshman Sean Singletary was having trouble with his inbounds and forced a pass to Devin Smith that was intercepted by Miami. If UVA had a timeout, Singletary would have called it and likely avoided the turnover.
It’s situations like that (and a decade-long drought between NCAA Tournament wins – Gillen has only made it to one (one!) NCAA’s in his UVA career) that demonstrate why Virginia will have a new coach next season.
(Helpful hint: Don’t hire Johnny Dawkins. Coaches from Duke are just like NBA players from Duke – they have bad hair and they’re terrible.)

ACC Game of the Year
North Carolina 75 – Duke 73
You disagree? You think that Clemson’s last-second comeback against Virginia Tech was better? Well, then maybe you can nominate that game for “ACC Game of the Year Between One ACC Team and Another That Isn’t Really An ACC Team and Never Will Be”.

Best Ref Manipulation
Mike Krzyzewski
Coach K has done it all over the years. Yelling, screaming, bitching, threats from the Polish Mafia – he’ll do anything he can to get the refs to call the game for his Dukies and usually succeeds. Watching a Duke game is how I’d imagine basketball games would be officiated in North Korea.
But early in the year, Krzyzewski’s teams weren’t getting all of the ridiculous calls they are used to (and, dammit, entitled to). So, Coach K had to reinvent his ref-manipulation tactics and did so during a home game against Georgia Tech.
Early in the game the refs had the audacity to whistle Shelden Williams for a three-second call (normally, officials let Duke big-men spend so much time in the lane they have to pay property taxes) and Coach K had had enough. He walked out onto the court and fell down. Some say he fainted. But I’m not some.
Most people, when they faint, fall over and hurt themselves since they are momentarily unconscious and can’t break their fall. Coach K curled up into a ball and landed on his side, absorbing the fall, which indicated that he is a lying, deceitful, stupid, silly little man who brings shame to West Point graduated everywhere.
After his fake-fainting spell, Coach K got his calls. It’s like he’s an evil super-genius along the lines of a Doctor Claw or something.

Worst Hair
J.J. Redick
He’s now a two-time winner of this award. His stylist at Super-Cuts must be proud.

Just Like Flights at LaGuardia and O'Hare, We Be Delayed

Sorry for not getting anything up today. I unexpectedly had to sub in kindergarten and now am going to fall asleep until the ACC quarterfinals tip-off Friday at noon.
No Antzo, I'm not going to actually sleep until Friday, so come back tomorrow for my ACC Season in Review. The ACC Tournament Preview will be on Friday because, really, who cares about any team playing in those terrible Thursday games. And no, I don't care about Maryland. I hope they lose to Clemson, John Gilchrist declares for the draft, doesn't get picked, signs with an NBDL team and is traded to the Redskins next February for Santana Moss.

Weekend Thoughts II

- Well, Chris Paul got what he deserved for introducing his fist to Julius Hodge’s boys Sunday night, but to all you giddy State fans out there already salivating at the thought of a second rematch against the Paul-less Demon Deacons, be sure not to sleep on the suspended one’s replacement Taron Downey.
The senior point guard started for most of his freshman and sophomore seasons at Wake, and has been the most valuable 6th man in the country this season (yes, even more than UNC’s Marvin Williams). Given a chance to showcase his skills in the ACC Tournament, the left-handed Downey will play like he has something to prove on Friday night and should do fine in Paul’s stead.
Paul might be a contender for ACC and National Player of the Year honors, but the drop-off between him and Downey is a lot less than you would expect.

- If State should beat FSU in their Thursday play-in game, that should be enough to get them into the Tournament. But, the Wolfpack will be a lot more confident at 6:00 on Sunday if they should knock off Wake too.
Don’t expect it to happen. Even though Wake Forest has recently struggled in the ACC Tournament, the Deacs seem to have State’s number this year. Sunday, Wake played their worst game of the season, yet still won on State’s home-court. That’s not exactly a good sign for Herb Sendek’s team.

- One team that shouldn’t feel confident with a Thursday win is the Maryland Terrapins. After sweeping Duke, the Terps lost four of their next five games, with the only win in that stretch coming in overtime against ACC cellar-dweller Virginia.
As a result of their late-season swoon, the Terps are the 8th seed in the ACC Tournament and have to face Clemson, a team that swept them this season.
Saturday’s loss in Blacksburg was crucial for Maryland in a number of ways. A win would have clinched an NCAA berth and would have given the Terps a bye to the ACC quarterfinals. Now, they have to play the inaugural Thursday noon game in the ACC Tournament in front of a half-empty MCI Center and might have to beat UNC on Friday in order to feel safe about an at-large berth.
I’ve been saying it all season, but the worst thing that happened to the Terps was winning the ACC Tournament one year ago. They started to believe the massive hype surrounding them and thought they could win games based on their talent alone. Some teams can – Wake did it Sunday night. But Maryland isn’t good enough to do that, and with losses to Clemson and NCSU (twice), Virginia Tech, Miami and George Washington, that should be quite clear by now.
But, against VT, Maryland played the same sort of lackadaisical basketball that has hindered them all season and an exasperated Gary Williams looks ready to give up on the season.
It’s tough to think that the Terps could lose to Clemson for a third time on Thursday, but it was just as difficult to believe that the woeful Tigers would have swept MD either.
Maryland will eventually back-in to the NCAA Tournament because almost every other bubble team is struggling too, but whoever draws the Terps in the first-round should be quite pleased.

- I have no idea how Daniel Snyder made any money in the business world, because if he ran a Fortune 500 company the way he runs the Redskins, it would make Enron look like General Motors.
The Laveranues Coles for Santana Moss deal is one of the most inexplicable trades in NFL history. Not only did the Redskins cave-in to Coles’ demands for a trade, but they gave him $5 million in the process, got an inferior receiver in return and will suffer such a large cap-hit from unloading the disgruntled, butterfingered, illegal shopping-spree prone Coles that they will be unable to sign any more marquee free agents (namely Fred Smoot). Coles, playing with the Jets, will take up 1/9th of the Redskins 2005 cap space, all because he said he wanted out. Unbelievable.
It’s as if the Redskins organization makes each of their decisions in a vacuum and believes that any single move will have no effect on anything else. For instance, they trade Coles for Moss and act surprised when they have no cap room to increase their offer to their most important free agent, Smoot. It’s baffling.
Let’s look at this trade another way, as if it occurred in the business world:
The Situation: Snyder’s competent CFO comes in and says he’s unhappy and wants to go another company to work in the same position.
The Resolution: Snyder says, “Sorry, you’re under contract, but here’s what I’ll do for you: I’ll trade you to Widgets Inc. for their CFO (who has overseen a 55% decrease in revenue during his tenure) AND I’ll give you the remaining $5 million of our payroll budget so I can’t hire anybody else for the rest of the year. Sound good? No? Do you want to kick me in the face while pouring lemon juice in a fresh paper-cut also?”
Now, the Skins are going to sign Moss to a long-term deal with a signing bonus that will almost certainly eclipse the $6.5 million the team initially refused to give to Antonio Pierce, who bolted to the Giants. (Last week I said that if the ‘Skins let Pierce go, I’d be furious, but I’m actually less upset than I thought I’d be. The Giants vastly overpaid for Pierce, who said he would take less money to play in Washington, but didn’t (reports had the Redskins eventually matching the Giants signing bonus but coming up about $2 million short in the non-guaranteed portion.) The decision to let Pierce go was apparently made by Gregg Williams, who thinks that the system, not Pierce, was the real star. Fine, if Williams thinks that, I’ll believe him.)
Back to Moss though, he’s a mediocre receiver and instead of giving him money for doing nothing, the Redskins should make him play out the final year of his contract so at least he’ll have some incentive to play hard, unlike Coles who decided that his $13 million signing bonus wasn’t enough to keep him interested in what a Hall of Fame football coach had to say.
You want input on the play-calls Laveranues? How bout you win a Super Bowl first, then you can have some input. On second thought, why don’t you win a Divisional Playoff game first, which you haven’t done. Who the hell are you to question Joe Gibbs? What, you think that you and Rod Gardner are so good that the offense should be run through you? Correct me if I’m wrong, but when Steve Spurrier tried that the team went 5-11. But, I forgot, wins and losses don’t mean anything to you, as long as you get your catches.
Oh, but you didn’t “feel respected as a player”? Respect is earned Laveranues, and you and your me-first attitude and penchant for dropping balls shouldn't have earned any respect from Joe Gibbs. You didn't show anything all season, except a remarkable ability to refuse surgery that would fix an injury. Screw you Laveranues. I wish you nothing but the worst with the Jets.

- Congratulations to the new members of the Winston Churchill High School Sports Hall of Fame, especially my sister Stephanie, who was inducted because of her prowess on the tennis court from 1992 to 1996, among other things. Steph won four county titles, finished with a 51-1 overall record and also lettered 11 different times in three different sports (tennis, swimming and track) while at Churchill. Also inducted on Friday night was Philadelphia Eagles starting linebacker Dhani Jones. I'm pretty sure he only had eight letters though.

Tomorrow: ACC Basketball Season Review
Thursday: ACC Tournament Preview

Sunday Thoughts

I was ready to write a scathing indictment of Wake Forest’s play last night against N.C. State. I was ready to compare Chris Paul to Andrew Golata and to take Jamaal Levy and Taron Downey to task for not showing up in their final regular season game. I was ready to write, for the umpteenth time, that Skip Prosser is a mediocre basketball coach. I was ready to ask how in the name of Rusty LaRue did Wake manage only five points in a 11:42 span covering both the end of the first half and the beginning of the second half. I was ready to pretend the loss didn’t mean that much, while knowing deep-down that it really did. I was ready to do all of this, believe you me. But then Chris Paul hit that runner as time expired which not only sent me dancing around the room on my temporarily painless right foot, but gave his Demon Deacons the win they needed to officially book their tickets to Charlotte for the first two rounds of the NCAA Tournament, where they will play with a #1 to the left of their name.
Oh, I was ready… but the Deacs weren’t.
It was an ugly, bruising and testy (literally) game last night in Raleigh. Wake Forest, their dreams of a second ACC regular season championship in three years dashed by Duke’s late-game choke-job in Chapel Hill earlier in the day, was playing for a #1 seed, while N.C. State was playing for their tournament lives.
The Wolfpack’s confidence had to have been bolstered by the victories earlier in the day by Ohio State, Florida and Missouri (all unranked teams that defeated top-ten foes on their homecourt), yet out of the gate, the ‘Pack sure didn’t play like it.
Wake surged to an early lead in a game that’s tempo was slowed by Chris Paul’s apparent below-the-belt hit on Julius Hodge (more on that later).
Maybe it was because I was watching the game on tape and fast-forwarding through commercials, but there didn’t seem to be any flow to the game in the first half. It was as if the teams were playing in a daze, way too cognizant of the game’s significance.
The 11-point lead that Wake took coming out of the final TV timeout of the first half didn’t seem that large at all, and State’s comeback seemed like a mere formality.
That’s why it was surprising when the Deacs took an eight-point lead into halftime, especially considering that they had only scored seven points in the half’s final 8:23.
Even more surprising though was the continuation of Wake’s drought in the beginning of the second half. It was a drought that N.C. State never fully capitalized on, and ultimately, did them in.
After Justin Gray’s jumper 2:39 into the second half, Wake Forest went almost a full ten minutes (9:54) without hitting another field goal. In the first 12:34 of the half they only scored only five points, extending their drought from the first half. But State was hardly pouring in the points either as they steadily chipped away at the lead, but couldn’t convert on three field goal attempts with a chance to go ahead. They finally did on Ilian Evtimov’s fifth three-pointer of the game, but couldn’t add anymore to that on their three subsequent possessions.
Herb Sendek’s team never took a lead of more than four (thanks to a horrendous night from the stripe), but kept Wake at bay with good defense and some help from the officials and had a three-point cushion with 25 seconds left in the game.
Even with Wake’s plethora of three-point threats, State’s lead seemed oddly safe. The Deacs hadn’t been able to get an open look in an hour and had rushed earlier attempts to tie the game. They also hadn’t hit a field goal in the previous 6:33, relying on free throws to keep them in the game. If not for a 40 second stretch in the middle of the half, Wake would have gone 17 minutes without a field goal. That’s why hoping for a game-tying three-pointer seemed to be a bit presumptuous.
The game appeared to be over; State would clinch their NCAA berth and Wake would have to wait to clinch their #1 seed.
Justin Gray’s off-balance heave from beyond the arc just about confirmed that, but somehow the shot fell and, ten seconds later after Engin Atsur’s airball at the other end of the court, Wake was in a position to win a game that had seemed unwinnable an instant earlier.
Still, overtime (and a loss) seemed imminent. I hadn’t moved a muscle when Gray hit his three, nor said a word when Atsur’s shot badly missed. I wasn’t ready for a win. I was disappointed in Paul for his shot at Hodge, was infuriated by some of the officiating (Eric Williams’ fifth foul in particular) and had basically relegated myself to the fact that Wake would have to earn their #1 seed in D.C. later this week.
I was still sitting when Atsur bumped a streaking Paul, causing the super sophomore to throw up a one-handed, off-balance shot with less than a second on the clock and Wake and State’s NCAA fortunes in the balance.
When the shot swished I wasn’t sitting. I might not have been ready for a win, but I was damn sure ready to celebrate one.

- Chris Paul has been beaten up all season long. Ever since Wake’s game in Durham last season, the book on Paul has been, ‘rough him up’ and most teams employ that tactic in an attempt to stifle the preseason Player of the Year.
N.C. State did this to middling results in the rival’s first game in Winston-Salem, but after watching Duke and Georgia Tech (once) succeed using this method, the ‘Pack decided to do so again tonight.
It’s one thing to play aggressive, but it’s completely another to throw elbows, knock knees and foul a player a bit harder just to make a point. But this is what has happened to Chris Paul all season.
But that still doesn’t give Paul the right to nail someone in the goods, like he did last night. His crotch-shot on Julius Hodge was a bitch move along the lines of Christian Laettner stepping on a Kentucky player in the 1992 Regional Finals and disgraced a usually classy and respectable player. Paul shouldn’t have done it, was lucky he didn’t get a technical foul and will be lucky to avoid suspension for the first-round of the ACC Tournament.
But, as Chris Rock once said in reference to O.J., “I’m not saying I would have done it, but I under-staaaaand.”
Paul has been abused all season and has received little, if any, sympathy from the officials. In both Duke games in particular, Paul was beaten up like he had goldenpalace.com tattooed on his back. He gets the press that a marquee player gets, but not the calls. Before the punch, Paul had been elbowed by Hodge and was involved in a little tussle with Tony Bethel. The hit was probably made out of frustration, but, like I said, that doesn’t make it right. Still though, I understaaaaaaand.
Maybe Paul was just taking his frustrations out on Hodge, since hitting his main adversary, J.J. Redick, in the same place would have had little effect since there’s nothing there to hit.

- Watching a game that you don’t know the result to on tape (or DVR) is always a weird experience. The inherent drama that makes sports so great is diminished by the knowledge that at any time you can hit a button and find out the result.
I hadn’t had to do the whole ‘tape the game then watch it later’ thing since my high-school days when swim practice would interfere with 7:00 tips, but I was forced to do it last night and the unusual feelings came right back to me as I pushed play on my DVR around 10:30.
I found my mind wandering at points during the game, even as I thought about how great it was to avoid watching commercials and thus getting the Advance Auto Parts theme song in my head for the twentieth time this basketball season. (By the way, next innovation TiVo should patent: The Mike Gminski Mute Button.)
Maybe it was because Wake was playing pitiful basketball and the game wasn’t too exciting at points, but I never really got into the game.
Never got into the game, that is, until Chris Paul hit his buzzer-beater. At that point, it didn’t matter whether I was watching live or at 12:07 a.m,, the thrill, thankfully, was the same. The ebullient calls to my buddies from Wake, however, were not since they had calmed down considerably in the two hours that had passed.

- March Madness certainly got off to one hell of a start on Sunday as five of the nation’s top-ten teams played down to the buzzer in four separate contests across the country.
The fun started in Columbus as the unranked and NCAA-banned Ohio State Buckeyes stunned 29-0 Illinois, as predicted in this space two weeks ago.
Then, Kentucky fell at Florida just as Kansas lost at Missouri (another successful prediction).
Some quick thoughts on those games:
- Illinois is still the #1 team in the country and still deserves the #1 overall seed in the NCAA Tournament.
- For the 15th consecutive year, no team will enter the NCAA Tournament undefeated. For the 29th consecutive year, no team will finish the year without a loss.
- The conventional wisdom was always that the only way to beat Illinois was to shoot lights out from the floor. That kind of fell by the wayside as Ohio State only hit on 43% of their field goal attempts (and 25% from beyond the arc). The Buckeyes didn’t play particularly well in their upset over the undefeated Illini.
- Illinois is very beatable as long as a team has quick enough guards to cover the perimeter. The Illini should still be the favorite in the NCAA Tournament, but they are far from a lock to reach the Final Four. Duke, which could easily end up as the lowest ranked #2 seed, would give Illinois fits with Shelden Williams in the middle, as will any team with a good big man. In a normal year for the Big 10, Illinois would have had two or three losses by now. They are a very good team and could easily be cutting down the nets in St. Louis. But don’t count on it.
- Sports Illustrated cover boy Dee Brown’s day: 3-11, 2-6 from deep. The jinx is back.
- If there is one rivalry in the country where records don’t matter, it is Kansas-Missouri.
- Am I the only one that thought David Lee and Matt Walsh were the same people? Weren’t those guys supposed to be one-and-done stars for Billy Donovan? I don’t catch too many SEC games, but I’ve barely heard their names over the past few years. Maybe it’s because Walsh bears an uncanny resemblance to that curly-haired yokel on the Philly Real World.

- And then there was Duke-Carolina. Leave it to those damn Dukies to lose the one time I was forced to root for them. A win by the Devils against Carolina would have given Wake Forest the opportunity to win the ACC title, but those hopes were dashed when Duke blew a nine-point lead late in the game in Chapel Hill.
So, not only did Duke fail to help my Deacs, but now I am forced to live the stomach-churning knowledge that for two fateful hours on a Sunday afternoon in March, I had to actually root for Coach K’s band of unlovable overachievers.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I cut my hair like a third-grader with lice, grew backne, became a loser with a school-distributed iPod, had my grades inflated or pulled out a Steve Wojciechowski jersey (although I did have to visit this repulsive site in order to figure out how to spell Wojciechowski), but I still was silently pulling for the Dukies.
Still, even with all the pro-Wake ramifications, I couldn’t help but be a little pleased whilst J.J. Redick was bricking his way through an 0-for-second-half.
But, because I actually uttered the words “get in” when the backne’d one threw up his attempt at a game-winner, I had to shower seventeen times, burn the clothes I was wearing and read four chapters in Chicken Soup for the Self-Loathing Soul.
The Dukies blew it and proved that Carolina is nowhere near as good as their hype would suggest.
Forget about Rashad McCants being on the bench for a minute (Marvin Williams getting more minutes isn’t a bad thing). Without an unconscious performance from Sean May (who might be the most underrated player in the country - let’s just say that if he was on Duke, he and Dick Vitale would be in Massachusetts getting married) and Shelden Williams’ Shaq impersonation, Carolina gets blown off their home floor on an afternoon where Duke played sub-par basketball at best.
Just like the past two years, Carolina has the talent to go all the way. But just like the past two years, they won’t.

- Considering I’ve already counted out Illinois and Carolina in the past couple paragraphs, my list of possible NCAA Championship winners is growing smaller by the moment. I better start scouting Pacific.

- As college basketball was having a Sunday for the ages, Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson were doing the same down in Florida. The two’s showdown on the back-nine at Doral had the feel of a Major and was truly sports at its best.
After Tiger miraculously eagled the 603-yard 12th to take a two-shot lead on Mickelson, it appeared that Phil would fold, just as many of Tiger’s foes have done over the years.
Instead, Lefty birdied the next two holes to tie and stayed even with Woods until the 17th when a Tiger birdie put him on top for good.
Tiger is back and Phil is as good as ever. With Vijay Singh and Ernie Els at the top of their game, Augusta can’t come quick enough.

Visions of Johanna

Sorry for the long lull between posts, but the latter part of last week was unexpectedly hectic. Tomorrow (Monday) will be too, as I'll be attending to some familial obligations, but hopefully I'll get something up early tomorrow morning or later in the afternoon.
After all, I can't exactly let a day that saw Chris Paul hit both a crotch-shot and a last-shot, Duke choke against UNC, a 29-0 team fall and Tiger and Phil dueling down the stretch at Doral go by without so much as a peep from me, now can I?
And no, the title has nothing to do with anything, except that Bob Dylan opens up his spring 2005 tour tonight in Seattle.

Doctor Said I Need a Backiotomy

An unusually boring PTI, yet another attempt to get off oxycontin cold-turkey and the Nationals first spring training game on TV (along with the 1996 ACC Championship - Wake beat Tech behind Tim Duncan's MVP performance - on ESPN Classic) all contribute to today's short entry. My apologies for the second straight day of light content, but anytime Rusty LaRue is on television I am rendered virtually useless.
On the bright side, that ninth doctor had some relatively good news for me yesterday and thinks he can fix my foot with one more surgery.
Also, my new computer finally arrived meaning I won't have to endure the Sisyphean Ordeal that was trying to write the blog on my run-down Wake Forest IBM ThinkPad. I got an Apple PowerBook G4, my first foray into the world of Macs and, so far, I think I made the right choice, even though this one-button mouse thing will take some getting used to. I don't feel like I'll ever be an "Apple Guy" though. Maybe I'll buy a scarf and bring my computer to Starbucks where I'll drink espressos all day while trying to look important as I'm reading back-issues of The Onion online. That should do it.
Unfortunately, all the good news of Tuesday was tempered by the Redskins handing Chris Samuels a $15.75 million signing bonus. Samuels is a decent offensive lineman whose reputation far exceeds his on-field performance. If the 'Skins were paying him $4 million per, he'd be perfect. But to put Samuels up in Ogden territory is absurd, unless, of course, the Redskins want to reward blown coverages, holding calls and crippling false start penalties. Hell, they could have signed Bruce Matthews for that.
Instead of focusing on giving Samuels a ridiculous extension and an unhappy Laveranues Coles, the Redskins should be talking to the agents of Antonio Pierce and Fred Smoot, two players who not only earn their paychecks, but actually want to be in Washington.
What else is going on today? The Trail Blazers fired Mo Cheeks, which probably suited Cheeks just fine. Now the classy coach can get a job with a team that actually appreciates his considerable talents instead of having to deal with chuckleheads like Darius Miles and Zach Randolph.
Wake plays Georgia Tech tonight (ahh, that's why the '96 ACC Championship is on) in Winston-Salem in a crucial game for both teams. A win tonight for the Deacs would likely mean that Wake would only need a win in their regular season finale against N.C. State or a W in their first-round ACC Tournament game to wrap-up a #1 seed. A win for Georgia Tech gets them off the bubble, even though they can clinch a berth with a win over Clemson (who burst Virginia Tech's bubble last night) this weekend.
I think the Deacs, in their final home game, will get revenge for their previous loss to the Yellow Jackets and cap their undefeated season at Lawrence Joel Coliseum. Don't be surprised if Tech pulls the upset and begins another March hot-streak though.
Oh wow, Derrick Mason signed with the Ravens. That's nice that Ozzie Newsome gave Kyle Boller a big-name target to underthrow.
Alright, Georgia Tech is in the midst of an 11-0 run in this game, so I'm gonna dip. Even though I know what happens I'm still nervous, just like I am everytime I watch the end of Back to the Future.

Niiiine Tiiimes

I'm headed up north for a ninth (yes, ninth) opinion on my foot, so I won't be posting anything today. Hopefully, the ninth time will be a charm (the way I see it, since the third time is supposed to be the charm, and this is my third third time, I should be golden) and, unlike Laveranues Coles, I'll finally get my right foot fixed.
Come on back tomorrow when I'll be answering PTI's questions.