Thursday, July 20, 2006

It's Never The Offseason For Clinton Portis

Clinton Portis channels Southeast Jerome, Sheriff Gonna Getcha, Bro Sweets and his cast of characters during a recent commercial shoot for the NFL Network's new show NFL Replay (clever title, guys). I'm guessing all this dressing up means CP will continue his Thursday shenanigans in 2006. And that's a good thing for everybody.

Even with the googly eyes, Portis still looks slightly more believable as a doctor than that chick from Grey's Anatomy.

Even with the purple hair and Dame Edna sunglasses, Portis still looks less slightly gay than a regularly-dressed Eli Manning.

It says a lot about CP when the most bizarre thing about this picture is the fact that he's standing on a spray painted piece of wood.
Photos courtesy: SI.com

1 comments:

scott said...

Ha, your analysis of the BC game got linked on the Deac message board...you got mainly good reviews, although there were a couple of times you got called names ending in ick.
I thought it was good and disagree with the naysayers, especially since you didn't even mention why barclay got suspended...he was pretty good though.