The Lightning Round

* Tiger Woods has had more dominating wins in majors before, but Sunday's performance at the British Open might have been his most impressive. Of the 67 shots Tiger took in the final round, 65 were placed exactly where he wanted them.

* Jim Bowden is an idiot. He's going to fuck up the Soriano trade. There's no doubt in my mind about this.

* I need some AC in my life. Air conditioning, not Slater. Although if Slater could fix my air conditioning, I could then certainly use some Slater in my life.

* Floyd Landis' win in the Tour de France totally makes Lance Armstrong's seven wins in the event about 70% less impressive. Right?

* I'm not certain why, but I'm happy Miami Vice is getting good reviews.

* This confirms my theory that SI.com just pulls people off the street to write for them.

* The only thing dumber than SI.com fantasy writers is the NCAA, an organization that is actually considering renaming Division I-A football as the "Football Bowl Subdivision" and Division I-AA as the "NCAA Football Championship Subdivision." Rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it? With decisions like this, I fear that the NCAA will eventually ruin March Madness by doubling the size of the Tournament's field.

* Potomac, MD native Paul Goldstein knocks off Lleyton Hewitt last night in Los Angeles.

* It's 86 degrees in my house right now. The heat is totally affecting this entry. Writing a joke following the "football bowl subdivision" line should have been - seriously, I can't even finish this sentence. I have to get the hell out of here.