Like Elton John, I'm Still Standing... Only Less Flamboyantly
I spilled beer all over my Macbook's keyboard earlier this week, hence the lack of posts. I've shipped it back to Apple and will hopefully have it back in a few days. (Although if Steve Jobs should ask you about it, the official story is that my shift key suddenly stopped working without provocation. Apple, you see, doesn't look too kindly upon spills of any nature. Hopefully they don't have one of those water sensors that cell phones have. In a not-at-all surprising coincidence, I'm currently using a non-functional Razr that I got wet last April. It replaces my other phone that I broke on New Year's while attempting to demonstrate how unbreakable it was. Man, I'm an idiot.)
Anyway, I'll be posting periodically this weekend with some thoughts on the idiocy of Michael Vick, my encounter with Gary Williams and picks for Sunday's games. Now, though, it's time to get my eat on.
Friday, January 19, 2007
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Man, that may be the best short post in the history of this blog. I love hearing about people doing stupid shit, and that is some stupid shit. Oh, and getting anything on other than "it" is always appreciated. Gotta go get my filing on, and how does this thing now know who i am?
speaking of stupid shit and broken laptops....
in college a buddy of mine pissed on his laptop late one night. it might shock you to hear urine does not react well with expensive electronics. his laptop definitely smelled like piss.
the next day he had to bring his computer to campus IT in the vain attempt they could fix it. when asked what happened to the computer to break it his simple response was, "i spilled a liquid on it."
a few days later, campus IT calls my buddy back to tell him they still haven't fixed his computer and it would help if they knew what liquid he spilled on it. of course he is too ashamed to tell them the truth, so he mumbles something about mountain dew. after he says "mountain dew", supposedly the entire IT crew just started laughing. apparently pissing on your computer is fairly common in college.
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