The Onion: As Consistent as The Patriots... And Without All the Cheating

By all accounts, The Onion should have stopped being funny years ago. One would think that, at some point, the idea-well would have run dry and the writers would be resorting to tired jokes, obvious gags and cameos by Bono. But apparently, that only happens on The Simpsons because The Onion is still as funny today as it was when it debuted nationally in 1996. I have no clue how they keep it up.
I mention this, because yesterday's article ,"That Full House Episode Where They Meet The Beach Boys Is On Tomorrow At 3:00 P.M.", is the funniest thing I've seen all year.