Glitter, Glisten, Gloss, Floss?

Now that Randy Moss is (presumably) out on the open market, what are the odds that Dan Snyder and Vinny Cerrato don't make a call or two to his agent to gauge his interest in cashing the biggest paycheck possible playing in Washington? The "we're going to be smart and not give out big contracts" talk from the 'Skins front office is nice and easy to make when there's nobody exciting on the market, but can Dinny really resist the allure of getting the most dominant receiver in the NFL? Hell, they couldn't resist the allure of Brandon Lloyd! For the newly-reformed big spenders, having Moss out in the open is like putting a mountain of coke in front Lindsay Lohan four days into a rehab session. I'm not saying they're going to get him, or that I'd necessarily advocate such a move, but you have to admit; as a Redskins fan, it'd be kind of fun to see Randy wearing the maroon and black.

* Also, check out this fantastic picture on Mr. Irrelevant that shows 'Skins CB Carlos Rogers posing with a guy in a t-shirt that says "Snyder Sucks". Great stuff. Afterwards, Rogers asked to see the camera but the dude in the t-shirt relented, figuring Rogers would just drop it.